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Jennifer Lopez Drops The Baby Weight Even Faster Than She Could Spend That 'People' Payday
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:50 AM on April 1, 2008
It's been only five weeks since Jennifer "Don't Call Me J. Lo" Lopez gave birth to twins and, magically, the singing sensation seems to have withered down to her pre-baby weight. Though we have often been mystified by what Jennifer does — particularly by her decision-making process post Wedding Planner in choosing which films to star in — her desire to quickly trim down doesn't surprise us in the slightest. To that end, we compared Lopez's figure from before Marc Anthony worked his magic on her urgent uterus to a photo of her weeks before she popped to her stunning appearance last night at the New York premiere of Shine A Light.
Sure, it's not the most shocking thing to learn that a celebrity with access to the best (and most expensive) trainers from LA to NY can toss out her maternity jeans faster than the rest of us, but this is Jennifer Lopez we're talking about. Not only is Jennifer naturally blessed with a curvier figure (unlike, say, babyweight-dropping poster children like Reese Witherspoon or Kate Hudson), but she just had twins! If she's not on Oprah's couch by the end of this month explaining how the hell she performed this miracle, we're spending the entire month of April harassing her trainer, nutritionist and maybe even Marc Anthony himself to get us some answers.
[Photo Credits: Getty]
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Mabimab
Posted 9:19 AM 1/4/08
I thought this was Jezebel for a moment there...
Please, here's how you drop baby weight - eat next to nothing and breastfeed. Breastfeeding will burn at least 500 calories a day. And that's with just one baby to feed.
Mabimab
HotpantsMalone
Posted 9:15 AM 1/4/08
In fairness, it DID take Kate Hudson a while to drop her baby weight -- probably because she gained 70 pounds. Why do I know this?
HotpantsMalone
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 8:37 AM 1/4/08
Like Marc Anthony is keeping a refrigerator full of cheesecakes to tempt her with ...
RonMwangaguhunga
crownroyal77
Posted 8:30 AM 1/4/08
Is that Xuxa from Telemundo?! I love that show.
crownroyal77
Trixie from Toronto
Posted 10:17 AM 1/4/08
She has the cutest legs. Even while nine months preggers with twins, she still had great legs.
Trixie from Toronto
TVDinner
Posted 11:20 AM 1/4/08
Come on! We all know she dropped the weight because Marc is a vampire and he's been carefully sucking up her life force. Duh! Watch and see if he looks inexplicably more youthful, fresh and re-inflated in the next few weeks and we'll know her secret for sure.
TVDinner
MartyPants
Posted 2:18 PM 1/4/08
@Mabimab: She's not breastfeeding. Like HotpantsMalone, I am ashamed that I know this. But, alas, I do.
MartyPants
oolishfay
Posted 3:48 PM 1/4/08
@shag_carpet_bomb: Hey, as a mother of twins myself, I wasn't as impressed by the weight loss as I am by the fact that she was able to get dressed up and out the door. At five weeks, I was lucky to get a shower...it's all a blur to me now, doing everything twice: nurse one, change one, nurse the other, change the other, oh, it's bathtime already! aaaaack!
You're so right. Fuck her.
oolishfay
StormyMes
Posted 3:20 PM 1/4/08
@shag_carpet_bomb: So much love for you.
StormyMes
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 2:28 PM 1/4/08
Fuck her, she probably has 3 nannies, a trainer and a chef making her all her 900 calorie a day meals. She's sleeping 8 hours a night, spending 45 minutes a day with those babies and 4 hours with Gunnar Peterson. I don't want to hear another word about baby weight. My baby is 2 and a half years old and I'm STILL losing it. Fuck her.
shag_carpet_bomb
raincoaster
Posted 6:16 PM 1/4/08
@HotpantsMalone: Because heroin gives you a craving for sweets?
Oh, I didn't say that.
Actually, as a professional parenting blogger AND gossip blogger I have to say that the weight loss isn't that stunning. She actually kept the jawline right through the ninth month. When she shows up in a tight white tube dress and doesn't look like someone hollowed out a sausage, call me.
raincoaster
spanktastic
Posted 4:20 AM 2/4/08
Skinny after twins or no skinny, who cares. Why isn't she home with her babies? She is a selfish egomaniac begging for public attention.
spanktastic
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 4:59 AM 2/4/08
@raincoaster: Exactly! The clothes she's pictured in on that post were obviously very strategically chosen to NOT highlight areas where she's still carrying twin poundage (hips, tum, junk in the trunk).
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
sickofannoyingcelebrities
Posted 12:05 AM 3/4/08
You are all right...she should be home with her little ones instead of out at premieres and making sure she's as gorgeous as possible. It's too bad our culture is so obsessed with thin celebrities and putting pressure on stars. Real women don't lose weight that fast. Come on now!!!
sickofannoyingcelebrities