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Javier Bardem's Next Role To Turn Your Milk Chocolatey
Posted by Seth at 9:00 AM on April 19, 2008
This pairing of actor and sugar-coated-horror material isn't yet on any studio production slate (it's rather the brainchild of a rogue Photoshopper answering Cracked.com's call for ill-conceived movie monsters), but that doesn't mean the idea is entirely without its merits. For once every comic book superhero has been plundered and replundered, producers of overbaked summer blockbusters will be forced to draw from other beloved, hand-drawn characters of our youth. And hey, once we're fantasising about Oscar-winning talent like Bardem in the lead, there's no reason why we couldn't shoot for the moon in rounding out the rest of the cast of The Brown Knight: Count Chocula Begins: Philip Seymour Hoffman as Franken Berry, and Jake Gyllenhaal in the role of their dreamy-eyed sidekick, Boo Berry.
- The 30 Most Ill-Conceived Movie Monsters [Cracked.com]
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Fama Est
Posted 10:58 AM 19/4/08
...Elijah Wood as the Lucky Charms leprechaun, Ed Asner as Cap'n Crunch, and Charlie Murphey as the Count's cousin, Count Dark Chocula.
Fama Est
raincoaster
Posted 1:09 PM 19/4/08
See, those would have been funnier.
raincoaster
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:13 PM 19/4/08
i still think P*r*z would be the perfect Frankenberry. no special effects necessary. just hair coloring.
el smrtmnky
raincoaster
Posted 12:58 PM 20/4/08
@el smrtmnky: Wait a week and not even that!
raincoaster