It’s Nice To See John Howard’s Been Keeping Himself Busy

Reader Rach emailed us a link to the following picture, saying “Well, at least we know the former Prime Minister now has a lucrative career in modelling.”

It’s fair to say that we were slightly hesitant about clicking and learning just what John Howard has been doing with his spare time (please, no porn… please, no porn…) but finally we mustered up all the courage we could, tapped the aforementioned link, and discovered this.

Bless him, it’s lovely to see him looking so happy after such a disastrous end to his long political career. Also nice to see he’s finally ditching the green and gold tracksuit set. Retirement from politics doesn’t mean retirement from life – give this modeling malarkey a fair crack. We look forward to seeing you donning Target-brand winter casuals when the next catalogue arrives in Defamer Australia’s mailbox.