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It's Just That I'm Used To Menus With Pictures Of The Food On Them
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 7:00 AM on April 19, 2008
Zombie Strippers star Jenna Jameson struggled with the menu at New York eatery, Pastis. Jameson struggled with selecting with her meal; as she told the server, she isn't used to ordering off menus without pictures on them. When it came time to order, she ust placed her finger on a random item and said that she'll have that. Much to Jameson's dismay, the server brought out a plate of calamari and clams, but she sucked them down nonetheless.
[Photo Credit: INF Daily]
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Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 5:58 AM 19/4/08
@Leviticus_71: From the picture it appears she does understand what one has to do for work in Hollywood...
Whiteboyfunfark
Leviticus_71
Posted 5:55 AM 19/4/08
"It's so refreshing not to have to F@#! for food!"
Leviticus_71
TurdBlossom
Posted 5:50 AM 19/4/08
When I saw the picture I thought someone put a blow-up sex doll into a chair at a restaurnat as a gag. Apparently I was right.
TurdBlossom
Old No.7
Posted 5:50 AM 19/4/08
"Why does the menu only have goat on it?"
Old No.7
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 5:49 AM 19/4/08
Noticing how disappointed Jenna looked after the waiter delivered her entree, her dinner companion had her point to what she'd ordered then explained "That's a quiche, Jenna--not a quickie."
Whiteboyfunfark
hellodarling!
Posted 5:46 AM 19/4/08
@El Bentomino SS: Damn! Jinx!
hellodarling!
hellodarling!
Posted 5:45 AM 19/4/08
I think her face is just stuck like that.
hellodarling!
icallthebigonebitey
Posted 5:43 AM 19/4/08
Before "Miracle Ear", I Used To Have Trouble Hearing In Crowded Restaurants.
icallthebigonebitey
El Bentomino SS
Posted 5:41 AM 19/4/08
I think her face is stuck in that expression
El Bentomino SS
jessedir
Posted 5:41 AM 19/4/08
That's not all she "sucked down." Rim shot please!
Wait, that sounds dirty too.
jessedir
Benovite
Posted 6:50 AM 19/4/08
All the plastic surgery and botox has left her with what experts refer to as "wind tunnel face".
She technically cannot close her mouth.
This is serious, people!
Benovite
LoveHandles
Posted 7:15 AM 19/4/08
@icallthebigonebitey: That's just a direct connection to her life coach. Thus the face; she's waiting for him to tell her what to order (wouldn't want to have to throw that up later!)
LoveHandles
c-dice
Posted 8:16 AM 19/4/08
the self-proclaimed "smart girl" is at it again. she prolly just wanted to be on record as eating.
c-dice
CrankYank
Posted 8:13 AM 19/4/08
Sure this isn't just a fancy display at the food court at Madame Tussaud's?
CrankYank
raincoaster
Posted 1:14 PM 19/4/08
@Benovite: Thank god she didn't order soup.
raincoaster
Ivetta
Posted 2:01 PM 19/4/08
Large mouthed Bass. Google it.
Ivetta
thecatsmeow
Posted 12:08 AM 20/4/08
This is the same woman that uttered, "Is this a park?", at the beginning of a carriage ride in Central Park with her boyfriend on Celebrity Apprentice.
Really!
thecatsmeow
raincoaster
Posted 1:01 PM 20/4/08
Now I want to know whose fried poodle perm is showing on the right-hand side of the pic.
I'm evil.
raincoaster
Tacobelle
Posted 11:11 AM 21/4/08
Jenna isn't in Denny's anymore. (There are traces of Denny in her, however.) I would suggest she begins with a scientifically-based phonics program in order to learn to read.
But really, what's the point?
Most cum shots are extemperaaneous anyway.
Tacobelle