Indy's Back, And He's Ready for The White Party!
Posted by Seth at 7:35 AM on April 26, 2008
As if to say to the world, "You think Indy's too old? Well, how do you like these rippling, 8-pack apples?" as well as, "I'm smiling on the outside, but on the inside, my chest feels like it's being gnawed upon by 10,000 hungry rats," Harrison Ford took to the depilatory chair recently. It had nothing to do with Crystal Skull, but rather some pet cause that involves deforestation and a Spice Girl. Still, we'd hope his co-star and protégé Greaser LaBeouf will follow suit, with an Earth Day season pledge to submit himself to a Brazilian as a means of encouraging better sorting of compostables. [Access Hollywood]

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forever1267
Posted 5:32 AM 26/4/08
I thought it was gonna be a video from last weekend's White Party.
forever1267
Scooter34
Posted 5:21 AM 26/4/08
@luciluce666: How much to introduce me to your dad? And does he have his own whip, or must I supply one?
Scooter34
luciluce666
Posted 5:19 AM 26/4/08
Please please please. Enough with the "DILF" people! He looks just like my dad and it's creeping me out.
*Shudder*
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raincoaster
Posted 5:17 AM 26/4/08
Seth, you are our pander bear.
Now, how do I make that into an animated gif?
raincoaster
jeremyc
Posted 5:16 AM 26/4/08
What about deforestation of a Spice Girl?
jeremyc
Benny
Posted 5:14 AM 26/4/08
...Fuck. Thought that second one didn't post. I am become a plague on this comment section.
Benny
Benny
Posted 5:12 AM 26/4/08
Oh right. I just got it. I was trying to think of a word meaning grandfather starting with 'D'. You just meant plain old 'Dad'.
Benny
Benny
Posted 5:11 AM 26/4/08
Oh wait. Just got it. Actually kind of a GDILF these days.
Benny
Benny
Posted 5:11 AM 26/4/08
I'm sorry. ...DILF?
Benny
pureblarney
Posted 4:55 AM 26/4/08
DILF.
pureblarney
alexarch
Posted 8:32 AM 26/4/08
Is this embed like YouTube's embeds, in that the screencap for the preview is taken from a random point in the video? Or is the screencap of Harrison kissing the chest of the stand-in intentional?
While it's not important - the effect being awesome either way - I feel that someone should get a hearty slap on the back if there was intention.
And I agree with the people claiming GILF. Too bad his brain is all sludgy.
alexarch
Seth
Posted 9:13 AM 26/4/08
@alexarch: That's all Molly M., Lemonparty fan that she is.
Seth
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 12:20 PM 26/4/08
Hey, guys--the White Party was last weekend....
Whiteboyfunfark
Seth
Posted 8:08 PM 26/4/08
@Whiteboyfunfark: It was? Oh gee, I guess the joke's not funny anymore!
Seth
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 9:50 AM 28/4/08
Neither is the White Party, actually.
Whiteboyfunfark
gwendolyn
Posted 12:21 PM 28/4/08
Also,is H. Ford the new V.P. of the George Clooney I May Be Straight But I Am Compelled To Be A Huge Cock Tease, LLC?
gwendolyn
gwendolyn
Posted 12:15 PM 28/4/08
And every night Billy Bush strips naked and rolls around on the some of the Ralph's plastic bag of clippings he paid the janitor $5,000 for after the shoot...
gwendolyn