Husky Voiced Scarlett Johansson Set To Cover Husky Voiced Tom Waits
Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:50 AM on April 5, 2008
It took long enough, but the release date of Scarlett Johansson's highly anticipated debut album is near. The LP, titled Anywhere I Lay My Head, features album cover art of Scarlett looking like an introspective earth mother and showcases her trademark fiery red lips and oft-victimised bosom. And what are we to expect from the music itself? As People reports, her long-awaited covers of famous Tom Waits tunes will include vocals from David Bowie and one original track by Scarlett herself, which sounds like it could be promising. But we took a look back at some of her past performances to get a better sense of what Scarlett's presumably sexy vocals sound like, and aren't entirely convinced Grammys lie in her future.
The first time we remember hearing ScarJo's vocal talents was during that pink-wigged karaoke scene in Lost In Translation. And while she certainly managed to tighten a few thousand male viewers' trousers with her shimmying, the actual audio itself is, dare we say, subpar. Instead of the bold, jazzy acoustics we'd expect from such a deep-voiced actress, all we hear is a whisper-y, high-pitched whine. Then there was last year's dreadful performance at Coachella, where she sang back-up for The Jesus and Mary Chain. While we'll withold judgement until we actually hear the record, we're thinking that Scarlett's talents are probably best suited to fling-based video cameos and grinding with the Pussycat Dolls.

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johnbaptistephilouza
Posted 11:39 AM 5/4/08
It's kind of hard to be taken seriously, music-wise, when your father is Buster Pointdexter.
johnbaptistephilouza
RocketRockit
Posted 11:35 AM 5/4/08
@Desk_hack: I assume so, as Tom and his wife/songwriting partner Kathleen Brennan own his entire catalogue.
RocketRockit
Desk_hack
Posted 11:28 AM 5/4/08
@RocketRockit: Are we sure that he did?
Desk_hack
RocketRockit
Posted 11:04 AM 5/4/08
I find myself continually flabbergasted that Tom would agree to this.
RocketRockit
gangrenejean
Posted 12:10 PM 5/4/08
@johnbaptistephilouza:
Hey, man, don't forget that before Buster Poindexter he was David Johanssen of the New York Dolls. He actually made some good music.
gangrenejean
raincoaster
Posted 1:06 PM 5/4/08
@johnbaptistephilouza: Is that for real?
raincoaster
jamriner
Posted 1:44 PM 5/4/08
Anywhere my head lies...my creamy breastices spread out nearby
jamriner
Desk_hack
Posted 1:35 PM 5/4/08
@RocketRockit: I'm not really sure how these things work, but can't anyone cover a song as long as they pay the publishing rights? Maybe Tom, or his staff, was only involved that far.
I'd really hate to believe, like you said, that he'd allow this to happen. I'm personally staging a series of flash riots the day this thing drops.
Desk_hack
MCU
Posted 1:58 PM 5/4/08
Yeah. Anyone who's an ASCAP songwriter (like Tom), their songs can be covered by any other artist who pays for them. I don't believe Tom (God bless him) knew anything about the covers, other than maybe vaguely that they were being done.
Or so he said.
And I believe him, dammit.
MCU
DearEditor
Posted 3:27 PM 5/4/08
@MCU: You're right, though, that Tom may have had only a vague idea that this album was being made. His publisher could have authority to license songs without having to consult him.
I bet Rod Stewart sold more copies of "Downtown Train" than John Hammond did of "Heartattack and Vine".
DearEditor
DearEditor
Posted 3:18 PM 5/4/08
@MCU: Not so fast there. You have to negotiate "mechanical rights" (from an agency like Harry Fox) to reproduce and distribute copies of another artist's work. You can perform their songs live in concert, on radio or TV (ASCAP collects levies form the venues and broadcasters), but you need express permission from the song's publisher to sell copies.
Reference: [www.ascap.com]
DearEditor
revmatty
Posted 10:54 PM 5/4/08
Note that Tom is well connected to the more edgy edges of Hollywood through Jarmulsch et al. He may well know her and be entirely in favor.
And I can't imagine her being any worse than Rod Stewart.
revmatty
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 2:10 AM 7/4/08
Tom is more connected than the edgey edges, he's been in Altman movies, and Jim Jarmusch can get Cate Blanchett and Bill Murray, both Oscar winners in his films lately. Scarlett and Tom also have Sofia Coppola as a mutual friend. Also, Buster Poindexter isn't her dad. It could be worse, and give her some credit, I'm sure there aren't too many 20 something hotties in Hollywood who even know who Tom Waits is.
shag_carpet_bomb
Elijah-M
Posted 2:39 AM 7/4/08
@RocketRockit: You have a lot to learn about free market capitalism.
@johnbaptistephilouza: Buster Poindexter was also the singer for the New York Dolls.
@DearEditor: The answer you quoted from ASCAP's website only tells half the story.
"If somebody is determined to do a cover version of your song, it is well-nigh impossible for you, Joe Composer, to stop them. In general, the right to record somebody else's song is called a "mechanical license," and usually it's negotiated in a routine manner between representatives of the copyright holder and the would-be cover artiste. (Outfits like The Harry Fox Agency in New York generally handle the publisher's side.) However, in the rare event that negotiations fail, the copyright laws contain provisions for a type of mechanical license called a "compulsory license," which, in effect, give anyone the right to record any song he or she wants to, as long as notice is given to the song's copyright owners within 30 days after the recording is made and before it is distributed."
[www.straightdope.com]
Elijah-M
Elijah-M
Posted 2:32 AM 7/4/08
@RocketRockit: You have a lot to learn about free market capitalism. Weather he is pleased with the results or not, Tom Waits likes to make money. Most people do.
@DearEditor: That's not correct.
"If somebody is determined to do a cover version of your song, it is well-nigh impossible for you, Joe Composer, to stop them. In general, the right to record somebody else's song is called a 'mechanical license,' and usually it's negotiated in a routine manner between representatives of the copyright holder and the would-be cover artiste. (Outfits like The Harry Fox Agency in New York generally handle the publisher's side.) However, in the rare event that negotiations fail, the copyright laws contain provisions for a type of mechanical license called a 'compulsory license,' which, in effect, gives anyone the right to record any song he or she wants to, as long as notice is given to the song's copyright owners within 30 days after the recording is made and before it is distributed."
[www.straightdope.com]
Elijah-M
raincoaster
Posted 11:41 AM 7/4/08
@Elijah-M: You have a lot to learn about double-posting on Defamer. Calm down.
raincoaster
Elijah-M
Posted 11:51 PM 7/4/08
@raincoaster: Double posting. It happens.
Touche.
Elijah-M
RocketRockit
Posted 3:06 AM 8/4/08
Oops, I meant that last @ to @Elijah-M: I really am too tired right now. No more commenting for me this AM.
RocketRockit
RocketRockit
Posted 3:06 AM 8/4/08
I'm still sad about this, but that's because I love Tom and don't care for Scarlett (though, I'm sure that's sort of obvious). @shag_carpet_bomb: I do have to give her credit for being so into Tom that she'd want to cover him -- that is a compliment to both of them.@raincoaster: I won't comment on your assumption I have "a lot to learn about free market capitalism." It's too early and I talk about money all damn day, I don't care to do it on Defamer.
RocketRockit
raincoaster
Posted 4:01 PM 8/4/08
@RocketRockit: Dear god. I'm an anarchal communist; you nearly gave me a heart attack!
raincoaster
MCU
Posted 12:09 AM 9/4/08
One of those things ^^^ that I'm quite sure has never been uttered before in human history.
MCU