How We Met A Sitcom In Dire Need Of Some More Britney

· Apparently How I Met Your Mother’s Canadian mall-star of the 1980s Robin Sparkles had a disappointing follow-up called “Sand Castles in the Sand.” Nope, still not funny. [CBS]
· Larry King’s CNN contract is extended until 2010, at which point they’ll figure something out involving brains in bell jars or cloned noses. [Media Bistro]
· Richie Sambora avoids a child endangerment charge, but will face two misdemeanor counts of drunk driving. Asked to comment, Sambora explained, “I ain’t gonna live forever. I just want to live while I’m alive.
(It’s my life.) ” [CNN.com]
· Some nice shots from last night’s excellent Kanye West: Metroid Prime Tour. [WOW Report]