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How To Date A Movie Star, By Sarah Larson
Posted by Molly Friedman at 5:25 AM on April 15, 2008
If the Learning Annex on Wilshire ever launches a course for cocktail waitresses looking to nab themselves a movie star, we would like to recommend Sarah Larson to teach the class. George Clooney's sand-diving arm candy is truly talented when it comes to catching the attention of impossible-to-land bachelors, and as she revealed in an interview with her hometown paper today, all it takes is a reenactment of those infamous soft-core porny photos she took. While most of us thought Larson caught Clooney's eye at his Ocean's 13 premiere, it turns out the couple may have met on the very same night Larson was snapped levitating and biting her girlfriend's butt. More words of wisdom and fairy tales come true from Sarah after the jump.
It seems that Larson and Clooney's love story actually began three or four years ago at George's birthday party in Las Vegas, where Larson says she was "with some friends. We were all dancing, taking pictures, being silly." In Larson's case, "taking pictures" and "being silly" tends to mean styling her own Penthouse spread with girl-on-girl action and plenty of You Caught Us! poses and kissy faces. But apparently that was all it took to catch Clooney's attention, and the star instructed his on-call detectives to look up her place of work and track her down. One month later he was inviting her to Italy and now, she's even met his parents. So there you have it. Dating a movie star is not as difficult as it sounds; all it takes is one eye-catching rack and one friend to feel you up in your star of choice's line of sight to launch your own fable worthy of Hans Christian Anderson.
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TryThisAtHome
Posted 6:26 AM 15/4/08
@Juancho: Well, she's in a compromising position, with her bum in the air and she's licking a magazine, for starters. The photo is controversial because I can't imagine anyone who could say that they would feel comfortable claiming the "model" in the photo as their daughter/mother/aunt.
TryThisAtHome
Desk_hack
Posted 6:26 AM 15/4/08
Desk_hack
Juancho
Posted 6:03 AM 15/4/08
What is it about these pictures that is exactly so controversial? They show less skin than a GGW ad at 3 AM.
Juancho
Lulamaybelle
Posted 6:02 AM 15/4/08
Oh I get it now. On how to date a movie star....Number 1: Be a vapid model type girl. Well, that's all apparently.
Lulamaybelle
EuroDad
Posted 5:59 AM 15/4/08
@Old No.7:
i imagine they're highly unforgettable
EuroDad
EuroDad
Posted 5:57 AM 15/4/08
wait - isn't this the plotline to a movie i've already seen?
EuroDad
Old No.7
Posted 5:57 AM 15/4/08
And blowjobs! Don't forget the blowjobs!
Old No.7
Benovite
Posted 6:46 AM 15/4/08
Just as long as George is actually wearing that big bodacious ass out and not simply having her on his arm for the camera, I can sleep at night.
Benovite
RonMwangaguhunga
Posted 6:42 AM 15/4/08
How about instead of saying she's licking a magazine, we say she's paying her respects to the embattled print media world.
RonMwangaguhunga
Juancho
Posted 6:35 AM 15/4/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: I love the new math.
Juancho
Juancho
Posted 6:35 AM 15/4/08
@TryThisAtHome: It's no different from your average American Apparel ad...or cell phone photos certain Disney stars like to send each other.
I'm not denying it objectifies her, or is more than a little risque, but around these parts, it's not really titillating in the least.
Juancho
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 6:32 AM 15/4/08
It's really a quite simple formula, actually:
Ho(-)25 < IQ55 + 36DDSi - 8%Cl + GED = GC/ +50 - Au + Cf + Zr
Little Mintz Sunshine
CopyofBlueboy
Posted 6:29 AM 15/4/08
She puts the ASS in "klassy."
CopyofBlueboy
EuroDad
Posted 7:13 AM 15/4/08
@TryThisAtHome:
the pic at the top of the page isn't the one being referenced; follow the link to see the (way less interesting) party pics. although personally, i like the pic above much better ;)
EuroDad
the Librarian
Posted 7:09 AM 15/4/08
Look at her ass. No wonder he's dating her.
the Librarian
Women hate Bento
Posted 6:53 AM 15/4/08
So, I get someone to take a pic of my buddy Phil grabbing my butt in front of Jenna Fischer...then wait 4 years and BAM!
Women hate Bento
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 8:01 AM 15/4/08
@EuroDad: pretty woman
bess marvin, girl detective
bonniegrrl
Posted 8:28 AM 15/4/08
Why is it whenever I see that photo all I can think of is this quote from "Attack of the Clones"?
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
bonniegrrl
bonniegrrl
Posted 8:11 AM 15/4/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: I'm sure there's "A Beautiful Mind" joke in there somewhere.
bonniegrrl
whoneedslight
Posted 9:22 AM 15/4/08
She's in the "I have trapped gas" position. I'd be shocked is she didn't let a few fly while down in the sand.
whoneedslight
gwendemarco
Posted 10:26 AM 15/4/08
gwendemarco
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 10:25 AM 15/4/08
Hmmm...I knew this looked familiar...
[www.jwz.org]
Little Mintz Sunshine
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:21 PM 15/4/08
@Dorothy: Sounds like someone needs to bone up on their periodic tables.
And I guess that someone will also have to figure out what post I have replied to.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Dusty in the Wind
Posted 12:09 PM 15/4/08
He's gay.
Dusty in the Wind
Dorothy
Posted 12:04 PM 15/4/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: please factor in the rental fees
Dorothy
Dorothy
Posted 12:01 PM 15/4/08
you imagined she actually an original thought. defamer.com.au/2008/04/george_clooney_predictably_charming_on_let ... thought@Little Mintz Sunshine:
Dorothy
Dorothy
Posted 11:58 AM 15/4/08
@gwendemarco: Nice girls are not opportunistic whore mongers. Mom mentioned it while you were making tea.
Dorothy
Dorothy
Posted 11:57 AM 15/4/08
@EuroDad: @gwendemarco: @gwendemarco: not necessarily, how much do you remember when you are trashed?
Dorothy
doggotmyshoes
Posted 12:58 PM 15/4/08
@Dusty in the Wind: @Dusty in the Wind: THANKYOU!!!! George Cloon is sooo gay. Can't believe people don't even get that yet.
doggotmyshoes
Dorothy
Posted 1:58 PM 15/4/08
I am not the sharpest tool in the shed. Do enlighten me@Little Mintz Sunshine:@dusty in the wind
Dorothy
Dorothy
Posted 1:56 PM 15/4/08
Then why the show with low-rent?@doggotmyshoes:
Dorothy
raincoaster
Posted 9:01 PM 15/4/08
Sarah, please. Shouldn't you be groveling in the sand or walking a red carpet or something?
raincoaster
Dorothy
Posted 2:02 AM 16/4/08
Money is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
Dorothy
Dorothy
Posted 7:21 AM 16/4/08
sara is a slag...even with bling.@Dorothy:
Dorothy
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 9:58 AM 16/4/08
Ple@se Gr@mbo, m@ke it go @w@ys.
Little Mintz Sunshine
sundaeg1rl
Posted 1:51 AM 17/4/08
@doggotmyshoes: If that's the case, then my Gaydar is impeccable and I surely deserve an award for my 25 years of service (first crush, aged 8, Boy George. Who knew????).
All of my hardcore boy crushes come out eventually...
sundaeg1rl