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· The Coen brothers’ Burn After Reading, a “dark spy comedy” starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, John Malkovich, Frances McDorman, and Tilda Swinton, will open the Venice Film Festival August 27, and open in the U.S. on September 12, whereupon everyone will agree that it lies somewhere between Intolerable Cruelty and No Country For Old Men in quality. [Variety]
· ABC won its 10th consecutive Sunday in a row, thanks to new episodes of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Desperate Housewives, and Brothers and Sisters. [Variety]
· The Simpsons writers Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein will executive produce a new animated series for Fox, called Sit Down, Shut Up. Originally written by Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz, it’s based on a live-action Australian sitcom, and revolves around “the lives of seven staff members at a dysfunctional high school in a small northeastern fishing town.” Oh God, another one?! [Variety]
· THR has had some drastic plastic surgery, and we’re having a hard time adjusting. We’ve never seen them happier, though, so just smile and tell them they look great! [THR]
· 90210 casting confirmation! Living MILF legend Lori Loughlin will play former Olympics cycling champion mum Celia Mills. [THR]