Heather Mills, We’re Not Sure This Is Much Of An Insult

Apparently the increasingly daft Heather Mills is “lashing out” at her ex husband Sir Paul McCartney in the press. Yes, still.

The former model, who was awarded £24.3 million in her divorce settlement from The Beatles’ legend, poured scorn on reports Paul is enjoying being a bachelor again by dating three different women.

In her first interview since her divorce was finalised, she said: “I think he’s got three different girlfriends so I wish all the girls the best of luck.

“Better them than me.”

As far as witty sledging goes, “Haha, you have three people jumping your bones and I’m alone, ner ner nee ner ner!” seems a little weak to us.