Harry Potter Still Feeling At It, Looking For Aussie Love

Poor nervous little Daniel Radcliffe – he might be worth $1008803 million (or whatever; possibly more like $50 mil), but it seems all that money and magic isn’t enough to keep him lucky in love.

It seems Radcliffe made eye contact with a pretty local lass last time he was here, at an AFI event backstage, and has been living out the lyrics to James Blunt’s You’re Beautiful ever since.

“There was one girl there, oh my god, she had eyes that just looked at me like she wanted to pounce on me,” Radcliffe said yesterday.

“She stared at me the whole night and I was going to get her number and then I couldn’t find her.

“I must have walked around that party for an hour trying to look for this girl, like some sad pathetic dweeb but it would have been so worth it.”

When asked if The Daily Telegraph could help find her, Radcliffe blushed and regretfully shook his head.

“I don’t know, I don’t know her name, I can’t remember her name.

“It was one of those things but she was stunning,” he said.

Whaddya reckon, gentle readers, would you go there with anxious Dan? Would you “pounce” on him?

Are you the mysterious girl he locked eyes with across a crowded bain maree, or whatever? Are we surprised that Harry Potter himself is having no luck with the ladies?