Guy Sebastian’s Christian Rock Wedding Extravaganza

Ever since Guy Sebastian aka Australia’s Most Famous Virgin announced his impending nuptials to long-term girlfriend Jules Egan, the question that has been on everyone’s mind is how long will they stay at the reception before going back to the hotel to root like rabbits on Viagra who will sing at the wedding?

Well, it looks as though Australia’s Third Or Fourth Most Famous Virgin (the #2 spot is occupied by Dean Geyer), Matt Corby, is set to do the honours. Perhaps he could serenade them with Damien Rice’s The Blower’s Daughter? We don’t believe we’ve heard him do that one before.

The soul star will be humming the wedding march when he ties the knot with Egan in Sydney on May 20, but it’s 2007 Idol star Corby who’ll be centre stage during the reception.

Both are members of the Assemblies of God’s Paradise Community Church – where Sebastian and Egan met in Adelaide 13 years ago – and Corby has formed a close friendship with the Idol alumni since his own challenging run through the Channel Ten contest.

“Challenging”? Is that what they call “beloved by mums, nannas, little girls and gays” these days?

Either way, now is as good a time as ever to indulge in a little celebratory contemporary Christian music, in celebration of the imminent removal of the shrink-wrap over his knob joyous occasion, it’s Michael W. Smith’s totally righteous 1990 power ballad, Place In This World! Seriously, it’s as good as Bolton. Over the jump, Christian soldiers…

Mmm… Inspirationy!