Escalating Film Critic Crisis Enters Crucial ‘Everything Sucks’ Phase

Since film critics’ heads began rolling en masse at newspapers and magazines a little over a month ago, the debate over the job’s future has ignited deep thoughts from New York to Los Angeles. The discussion turned especially profound this week as a selection of esteemed critics moved on to slapping anyone and anything that would stand still long enough to absorb their blows. Follow the jump for our favourite sallies of critic-on-critic violence: