Elle Macpherson Claims To Have Phenomenal Breast-Assessing Abilities

Big ups to Elle Macpherson, who has taken it upon herself to heap praise upon.. erm, herself… regarding her uncanny gift when it comes to judging a woman’s bra size.

The supermodel – who has her own lingerie range Elle Macpherson Intimates – insists she has become an expert in guessing the bust measurements of ladies.

She said: “I can instantly tell a woman’s bra size just by looking at her.”

But you’d be a simpleton just to label Elle Macpherson “The Tit Whisperer” and leave it at that. She’s also very good at working out ways to earn delicious life-affirming moolah!

The Australian beauty… has enjoyed huge success as a fashion designer and says it’s all because she licensed her £35 million lingerie empire. She said: “I was the first person to pioneer the idea of licensing. It was a very entrepreneurial idea and from day one I was the name, face and creative design force.”

Elle was asked to be the face of underwear firm Bendon but says she wasn’t prepared to let others make money from her. She added to Shape magazine: “I told them, ‘I don’t think you could afford me. However, I will help you create a product I can sell and take the revenue from the sales.”

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is just one way to ensure you’re a model with an obscenely plump bank account. There are, of course, other methods…