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'Candid' Paparazzi Pictures Prove Mischa Barton May Be A Decent Actress After All
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:00 AM on April 11, 2008
What's a girl to do when the only headlines she's making involve DUIs and smoking the reefer? Why, pose for highly styled, candid-ish bikini shoot with the photo agency widely known for setting up highly styled, candid-ish bikini shoots of course! Mischa Barton put on her designer bikini best, got her hair did and brought along props like books and hats to the beach yesterday to act her way through a series of paparazzi shots, in an attempt to prove to the world that she can read (!) and pick her own wedgies (!).
We don't know about you, but we rarely read at the beach in this position. Wind aside, we'd fear major sandburn on our knees. But boy, does Mischa ever look pensive!
Just to try and prove how totally candid these shots are, the photographers throw in a wedgie-picking shot for fun. And Mischa has plenty of it while dislodging her pricey Pucci bikini from her nether regions.
Adding further fuel to the staginess fire are Mischa's accessories: a very clean straw hat and pounds of diamonds? We're surprised these pictures didn't come complete with fashion credits (and disappointed, because those are some very pretty jewels).
[Photo credit: Pacific Coast News via Egotastic]
- MISCHA BARTON BIKINI PICTURES [Egotastic]
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Leviticus_71
Posted 5:51 AM 11/4/08
The wedgie pic looks so much like vinatge Sebastian Bach I'm busting out "I Remember You" right now! I remember when Mischa was part of The Youth Gone Wild and she ended up with Eighteen and Life.
Leviticus_71
MyMuffinTop
Posted 5:45 AM 11/4/08
Thank goodness she will not be ruining Gossip Girl.
MyMuffinTop
Seanibus
Posted 5:36 AM 11/4/08
It didn't help her career, but the swimsuit got three TV offers that afternoon and has now signed with CAA...
Seanibus
YourGoldKeith
Posted 6:49 AM 11/4/08
I think she's so non-annoyingly cute.
YourGoldKeith
Old No.7
Posted 6:36 AM 11/4/08
She's looking more & more like Janice from The Muppet Show.
Old No.7
crackbabyjesus
Posted 6:27 AM 11/4/08
She seems to have caught Assflap disease from Paris Hilton. Eeeew. If she makes a sex tape next, I'm going to stab myself.
crackbabyjesus
MrJez2u
Posted 7:14 AM 11/4/08
That bikini top isn't doing her any favors. And you expect me to believe that she paid to have bangs like those?
MrJez2u
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:42 AM 11/4/08
Get thee to a nunnery. A gym couldn't hurt, either.
CourageousCoward
WGARefugee
Posted 7:31 AM 11/4/08
Mischa you need to stop these sad and pathetic attempts to communicate with me. I put "When The Spell Is Broken" on my mySpace. How much clearer can I be?
WGARefugee
hack-a-rific
Posted 7:59 AM 11/4/08
Now that's a body I can relate to....it's not going to get her any jobs, but...
hack-a-rific
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 8:19 AM 11/4/08
@crackbabyjesus: You know, if some scientists, somewhere, proved medically that doing more than your fair share of The Drugs caused ass-flap disease, it would bring recreational use to a screeching halt for generations. Eww is right.
PaisleyPajamas
Wendy_Kroy
Posted 10:02 AM 11/4/08
@PaisleyPajamas: Actually, being naturally thin enough that you can convince yourself you don't need to go to the gym - while not quite actually BEING naturally thin enough not to need to go to the gym - combined with having the badonkadonk-free buttocks of an unalloyed honky is what causes assflapitis. Er, not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.
Wendy_Kroy
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 11:20 AM 11/4/08
@Wendy_Kroy: Ah! And here I thought it was from the prolonged sitting on the ass, sparkin' a doob, until they call you to the set that caused this phenom.
PaisleyPajamas
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 11:43 AM 11/4/08
Is she made of flan?
Little Mintz Sunshine
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 9:06 AM 12/4/08
bess marvin, girl detective