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Britney Spears Shops Around Reality Show, Throws Wrench In Comeback Tour
Posted by Molly Friedman at 2:30 AM on April 12, 2008
Just as the Britney Spears Comeback Tour was picking up fuel with that promising role on HIMYM and a temporary absence from the tabloids, it appears that Spears may be regressing. The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney and her recently reunited manager Larry Rudolph are shopping around a reality show that would look, talk and walk far different from Chaotic: no K. Fed, two babies to feed, and no one to drug her and prompt intelligent conversation:
"She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and not have to study lines...Several production companies are interested in a Britney reality show and are willing to pay her millions."
But considering her lockdown with dad Jamie and void in her social calendar, we're not exactly sure what twists and plotlines Britney has to showcase these days. We suppose prepping for and attending Jamie Lynn's upcoming nuptials down South would make for a couple of quasi-interesting episodes, but we have yet to find an answer to our most burning question: what does Britney do all day? According to Starpulse, most of her time is currently spent meeting with tacky designer Ed Hardy to plan a children's clothing line. Is what the world needs right now really footage of Britney wearing logo hoodies and sewing onesies in her Justin shrine?
[Photo credit: X17]
- CHAOTIC: THE SEQUEL [DListed]
- BRITNEY SPEARS EYES FASHIONABLE FUTURE [Starpulse]
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RocketRockit
Posted 3:01 AM 12/4/08
I'm going to be serious here. The girl is sick, right? I thought we'd all sort of agreed on that. Is the best idea to get her "better" to put her on tape? I'm just saying. I thought the "HIMYM" stint was tacky, too. I don't think she should be on set. She should be resting, or sleeping, or getting some fresh air, or getting the hell out of LA. Okay, end rant.
RocketRockit
mattymcd
Posted 2:57 AM 12/4/08
So...what you're saying is that she's not going to talk about time travel? Why would I watch such a show?
mattymcd
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 2:57 AM 12/4/08
Daily Starbucks runs. Followed by a traffic altercation. It would be like product placement and "Parking Wars" all rolled up in one. With a fake British accent and guest appearances by Dr. Phil.
Sweet Panda Love
DrFeelgood
Posted 2:56 AM 12/4/08
Can't wait!
I'd watch this moody slag sit alone in a dark closet crying her eyes out while her hungry tot's bang on the door, begging for some attention every day of the week!
THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD!
DrFeelgood
miss_msry
Posted 4:21 AM 12/4/08
Well, at least they got the "no-brain" part right.
miss_msry
whitiris
Posted 4:14 AM 12/4/08
Didn't anyone watch Chaotic?
Oh, that's right, they DIDN'T.
whitiris
SanFranBetsu
Posted 4:11 AM 12/4/08
Her father should go ahead and sacrifice whats left of this child's dignity and call it a day.
SanFranBetsu
Crazy Broad
Posted 4:09 AM 12/4/08
No. Please, NO.
Crazy Broad
EuroDad
Posted 5:16 AM 12/4/08
just an FYI - if she's doing a line for Ed Hardy, she's likely meeting w/ Christian Audinger (sp?), as he's the one killing off every last ounce of credibility the Hardy name holds
EuroDad
RocketRockit
Posted 5:48 AM 12/4/08
@EuroDad: Genuine question - when did Ed Hardy have credibility?
RocketRockit
Shivery.McPickles
Posted 5:09 AM 12/4/08
Shivery.McPickles
CourageousCoward
Posted 5:57 AM 12/4/08
@EuroDad: The loss of credibility comes from 12 year old girls wearing tattoo designs on their sneakers, not from Christian himself.
He worked with Von Dutch which quickly became "Von Douche" more because of Ashton Kutcher et al wearing those damn trucker caps everywhere than his design work.
CourageousCoward
Nunaurbiz
Posted 7:08 AM 12/4/08
Is she the last one on Earth who doesn't know how scripted reality shows are now?!?!?!?!
Nunaurbiz