Big Brother Producers To John Howard: Check Mate

What’s the perfect way to get back at a former Prime Minister who insulted your television program and dared the network responsible for broadcasting it take it off the air?

Use footage of said Prime Minister making the aforementioned demands in your new promo!

Hahahahaha oh, you are a clever little scamp, Big Brother!

If you really wanted to torture him (and all the other Big Brother haters out there), you could hire two of the most annoying and unlikable personalities on earth and get them to appear on our television screens every single fucking night for the hideously long period the program is on air, and then – oh yeah. You’ve done that already. Well done, you.

(Three weeks to go until Big Brother returns. Will it be a surprising display of television awesomeness? Will Kyle and Jackie O win us over? Will we take to self-harming with the passionate enthusiasm of a teenaged Simple Plan fanatic? Time will tell…)