Bang Bang, You’re F–ked – No, Seriously: Chopper Didn’t Like Your Show
If there’s one person in the world that you probably don’t want to get on the bad side of, it’s Mark “Chopper” Read, ex-con, hitman, rapper and artist (in roughly that order).
Not that we’re suggesting Chopper’s planning to take a shotgun over to Channel Nine because he didn’t think much of Underbelly, but still – wouldn’t you rather he really, really liked the drama? Actually, maybe not.
We’re scared, hold us.
“I’m enjoying it, but there should definitely be more shooting and less rooting,” he told the mag.
“There were 29 people killed during the gang war, there’s 29 people f…ed on the show but not killed.”
Whatever you say, Mr Read! Would you like us to book you a Maxi Taxi and send it straight to the drama department at Channel Nine HQ? Perhaps you could discuss this, one on one, with our main man Eddie Maguire?
His talented and courteous staff are waiting to serve you!
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“More shooting
and less rooting”
Good to see Chopper’s still writing poetry. Not quite up to his McFeast standard though.