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Arousing Mariah Carey Cover Elicits Standing O From 'Idol' Judge Randy Jackson's Pants
Posted by Seth at 2:50 AM on April 17, 2008
There were plenty of noteworthy moments from last night's American Idol Tribute to the Many Songs and Slutty Looks of Mariah Carey, from David Cook's soundtrack-ready, grungemo rendition of "Always Be My Baby," to a stirring performance of ''When You Believe" by a leather bepanted David Archuleta (who could have just as easily located the spiritually redeeming undercurrent to the "shoe do do do do do do do/shoe do do do do do do yeahs" of "Fantasy"). But the most thrilling development, for us at least, came not from the stage, but rather the judge's table, shortly before Randy Jackson was called upon to apply his highly attuned pitchydar to Carly Smithson's take on "Without You."
It was at that moment that the panel's mischief-making sourpuss, Simon Cowell, leaned into Paula Abdul's wig and quietly suggested, from as best as we can make out, "He won't admit that he got a boner." As predicted, Jackson made not a single reference to any involuntary anatomical reactions elicited by the Irish bar wench's power-warbling, unless of course his declarations of having "a HOT ONE TONIGHT, DAWG!!!" were in reference to his own lusty, subequatorial stirrings.
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heidiho
Posted 3:29 AM 17/4/08
It's good to have you back, Seth. P.S. "Fantasy" is my favorite, too. You don't have to admit it's yours. I know.
heidiho
SanFranBetsu
Posted 3:27 AM 17/4/08
@Old No.7:Wait! You mean Simon has a penis?
SanFranBetsu
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 3:17 AM 17/4/08
It sounds so classy with that british accent.
Whiteboyfunfark
Old No.7
Posted 3:13 AM 17/4/08
He won't admit he's got a boner, Simon, because he hasn't seen his penis since he gained back all that weight last year.
Old No.7
nojo
Posted 4:12 AM 17/4/08
Whew. For a moment I was worried that Lisanti had him chained to a bed in the Celebrity Centre.
nojo
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 4:01 AM 17/4/08
Seth's back!
I won't admit that I just got a boner.
Sweet Panda Love
NoGrumpys
Posted 5:27 AM 17/4/08
@SanFranBetsu:
yes - just ask Ryan Seacrest
NoGrumpys
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Posted 5:11 AM 17/4/08
Boner. Ha! How outrageous! I can't believe the acerbic brit judge on the talent show with contestants sans personalities said that! Wow! Are there no more limits?!?
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
BoHan
Posted 4:56 AM 17/4/08
Hey Seth. How was that two-fingered Argentinian oil change?
BoHan
PlumBlossom
Posted 9:19 AM 17/4/08
He says you wanted milk but you got a doughnut. Clean out you ears. lol
PlumBlossom
StevieRayHalen
Posted 9:18 AM 17/4/08
i love that show
StevieRayHalen
Seth
Posted 10:00 AM 17/4/08
@BoHan: True, I was attending to some subequatorial stirrings of my own. Missed you guys!
Seth
BoHan
Posted 12:40 PM 17/4/08
@Seth: Me too! I totally heard it was better than Botox!
BoHan
raincoaster
Posted 5:04 PM 17/4/08
@Seth: I'm glad you weren't back Monday, actually. I was hungover and NOT up for a new round of linkblog tennis. I thought "why bring the game when there ain't no playas?"
raincoaster
dluvvly
Posted 4:25 AM 18/4/08
Shortly after the premature ouster of Kristy Lee Cook in favor of the completely un-talented Brooke White, all of Kristy's videos were quickly pulled from YouTube.
White's are still there. She is destined to become the next forgettable Taylor Hicks.
Also, Kristy had a long pre-Idol contract with Arista Nashville (Carrie Underwood's label) and released several CDs and music videos with them. She may still be with them, but I heard she was not.
dluvvly
flygirl276
Posted 8:09 AM 17/4/08
I hate to disappoint you, but what he actually said was "You wanted milk but you got a donut." All part of the nonsense he whispers in Paula's ear every week to torment her.Think back to the moth and the melon. I appreciate your dirty mind though, lol. But I'd rather not go there with the Dawg. And dude, that is NOT a wig.
flygirl276