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Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 8:30 AM on April 9, 2008
Anyone who saw his appearance on Ellen today knows that Thomas Haden Church is a real laugh riot. Just ask Thomas Haden Church. His favourite joke? Showing his dick to people. After flashing his junk on the set of Sideways — not exactly the indie version of Porky's — the numbnuts mechanic from Wings decided the best way to keep his second chance at success going was to flash another cast and crew. On the set of his new film Smart People (which, judging from the preview, looks too dumb for smart people and too boring for dumb people) Church once again showed off his junk. "Dennis and the cameraman enjoyed that... Dennis whirled in disgust and left the set." Perhaps it is the belief that a successful joke clears the room which makes Church leave his "sticky fruits flopping around" all the time. Or maybe a better explanation can be found in the actor's own initials, THC. We're just saying... [Contact Music]
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Leviticus_71
Posted 10:41 AM 9/4/08
Smoking dope has never made me want to stare at THC's Naughty Bits. Taco Bell however...
Leviticus_71
MissFiFi
Posted 10:41 AM 9/4/08
Nothing like a grown man calling his package "sticky fruits". Ahh yes, the hilarity of it all.
MissFiFi
HappyBlues
Posted 11:57 AM 9/4/08
You don't know his plight!
HappyBlues
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 1:46 PM 9/4/08
He's from Texas. All Texans think their stuff is bigger.
Apparently, his is just stickier.
PaisleyPajamas
thrillwill
Posted 2:54 PM 9/4/08
Can't we all just keep it in our pants?
thrillwill
Lulamaybelle
Posted 4:34 PM 9/4/08
Why is it practical joking when a celebrity does it but indecent exposure when the non-celebs do it?
Such a fine line...
Lulamaybelle
regisgoat
Posted 9:06 PM 9/4/08
He shows his keister in the movie a lot, if that's your idea of a good time. You're right: the movie is too dumb for smart people and too smart for dumb people. And if Juno gave you hives, bring the calamine lotion, because Ellen Page is at it again.
regisgoat
secretagentman
Posted 12:01 AM 10/4/08
I haven't seen the film but read the script a couple years ago. From the trailer you'd think the daughter role (Ellen Page) was a lead, but no. Also, for a comedy, it's the opposite of funny.
I'd like to have seen THC junk during "Wings", now notsomuch.
secretagentman
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:19 AM 10/4/08
That's Thomas Haden Church?! I thought it was Mick Jagger!
CourageousCoward
NoGrumpys
Posted 2:01 AM 10/4/08
Can you really call it JUNK if your JUNK is a TRUNK?
NoGrumpys
johnbaptistephilouza
Posted 11:02 AM 10/4/08
Who's the bird with him? Looks like good ol' Lowell Mather did pretty well for himself.
johnbaptistephilouza