Amy Winehouse Round-Up: The Doobie Sisters

Have you felt like something vital has been missing from your lives lately, dear Defamer Readers? Have you found yourself experiencing bizarre cravings for impetigo, incarceration, drugs, alcohol, and 4am runs to the servo to get a packet of ice-lollies?

So have we – and then we realised WE’D FORGOTTEN ABOUT WINEGUMS WATCH!

And it goes without saying that Ms Winehouse has been keeping up to her old tricks in our time off, so we might as well pick today as much as any other to storm back in: Winegums has been blazing up in public!

Amy Winehouse has long struggled to keep her drug habit under control, but now it appears she’s not even attempting to hide it.

The troubled singer – who earlier today was nominated for three prestigious Ivor Novello Awards for songwriting – was smoking what appeared to be a joint as she arrived back at her Camden home after an evening of partying.

Her eyes were blood-shot and she looked dishevelled – a sight unlikely to impress her record company bosses, who reportedly threatened to stop her releasing any new material until she cleans up her act.

Ahh… it’s just like old times! Moral guardianship from the Daily Mail and her record label, drugs, unfortunate paparazzi photos, hilarious facial expressions – AMY, LET’S NEVER FIGHT AGAIN!