All A.O. Scott Really Needed To Know, He Learned From His Kindergarteners
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 4:35 AM on April 16, 2008
The heavily-reported decline of the American movie critic hasn't touched New York Times first-stringer A.O. Scott, who has gradually outgrown and stabilized our wildly fluctuating regard for him over the years. After a long period of wondering where he might have found all this new maturity and gravitas, a perceptive Scott reader points out today that like Pauline Kael, Andrew Sarris, James Agee and all the greats who preceded him, he simply stole from his kids:
"One recent afternoon I was sitting at my computer studying old clips of Gene [Siskel] and Roger [Ebert]. After a while my daughter sat down next to me. We watched in silence for a while, and then she said: 'These guys are always fighting. Even when they both like a movie, they have to fight about why it's good.' That may not be an exhaustive definition of criticism as a discipline or a mode of thought, but it strikes me as a pretty good summary." —April 13, 2008"On Christmas, my annual busman's holiday, I took my daughter to see Enchanted, a just-right movie for her if ever there was one. Its blend of satire and sweetness, princessy romance and feminist pluck was expertly calibrated to satisfy a third-grade girl. Which was just the problem. At the end, as is my custom (I have to get my insights from somewhere), I asked her what she thought. 'It was good,' she said. 'But I felt like I knew what was going to happen the whole time.'" —Jan. 11, 2008 ...
"Shrek the Third, directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui from a script with a half-dozen credited begetters, already feels less like a children's movie than either of its predecessors. (This may be why I liked it better than the others. But then again, so did my kids.)" —May 18, 2007
So on and so forth, going all the way back to the early days of 2002 — hence the evolving critical voice apparently informed by sassy youngsters who know better. It's a savvy move from Scott, who clearly saw the writing on the wall and anticipated a hostile media future in which the family that gets poster blurbs together stays together. Or at least stays employed. Even Pinch Sulzberger wouldn't shit-can a third-grader.
- Family Guy [Looker]

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LoveHandles
Posted 5:18 AM 16/4/08
His daughter sounds like a bitch
LoveHandles
CourageousCoward
Posted 4:51 AM 16/4/08
It seems to me that this is the logical way to go. I mean, how can one objectively critique something for which he/she is not the intended audience?
"I found the colors too harsh, the dialogue too minimal and the plot went nowhere. The characters are devoid of arcs and generally behave like infants."
"We asked you to review 'Teletubbies' not the latest art-house film."
"Oh."
CourageousCoward
LoveHandles
Posted 5:43 AM 16/4/08
@STV: Yeah, thought that after I pressed submit (you shoulda seen first version - no actually, that would have been a bad idea... there was no first version). Obviously, joking. Sorry young Ms. Scott. I'm sure you're not a bitch.
LoveHandles
LoveHandles
Posted 5:37 AM 16/4/08
@Crazydogggz: HA! great
LoveHandles
STV
Posted 5:35 AM 16/4/08
@LoveHandles: That's sorta rough.
STV
Crazydogggz
Posted 5:30 AM 16/4/08
"After my daughter and I took in a screening of No Country For Old Men, she looked pensive. When I asked if she disliked anything about the movie, she remarked that while she really wanted Anton Chigurh's cool cattlegun for Christmas, she was also dismayed that the Coen Brothers did not live up to their promise of a cameo from Dora the Explorer."
Crazydogggz
CourageousCoward
Posted 6:40 AM 16/4/08
@LoveHandles: yet.
CourageousCoward
LoveHandles
Posted 8:47 AM 16/4/08
@CourageousCoward: Thank you.
LoveHandles
CourageousCoward
Posted 11:03 AM 16/4/08
@Desk_hack: @LoveHandles: And be sure to stop by and say 'hello'. I'm in Suite 666.
CourageousCoward
Desk_hack
Posted 10:51 AM 16/4/08
@LoveHandles: I actually thought this was pretty awesome and laughed really hard when I read it. Join me, my LoveHandled friend, in our journey straight to Hell.
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Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 1:27 PM 16/4/08
Can we get the little darling to explain why there is no director's commentary on "There Will Be Blood"?
...and "busman's holiday"? Dude, you type for a living.
Little Mintz Sunshine