Abigail Breslin Politely Endures Shameless Shmoozing Of Actors Twice Her Age
Posted by Mark Graham at 8:10 AM on April 30, 2008
Unless you're a fan of both mixed martial arts and directors who employ frenetic quick cuts as a means to hide razor-thin plots, you've probably never heard of Sean Faris, the 28-year-old star of this spring's Never Back Down. Seems as if Sean is conscious of this fact and, like any other enterprising young actor trying to make a name in Hollywood, he's actively taking steps to change that. You know, get out on the town, do a little presenter work at the Young Hollywood Awards, network a little. However, all of his good intentions went astray at the end of the evening when he made the all too common mistake on hitting on one of the other presenters. Usually, this would be a "no harm / no foul" kind of situation; however, in this instance, the presenter he was hitting on was 12-year-old Abigail Breslin and the incident was captured by the all-seeing, all-knowing eye of Harvey Levin.
In this video clip from TMZ, you'll see an adorable Abigail Breslin about to leave the event in her white stretch limo when she hears someone calling her name. That someone would be the aforementioned Sean Faris, who butters up the precocious Fanning Slayer by telling her (and we quote), "You're awesome. You're an awesome actor. High five. I can't wait to someday work with you." While we're fairly certain that everyone's intentions here were admirable, surely there are better ways to introduce yourself to one of Hollywood's youngest power players than by stalking her limo while it waits outside of The Avalon. Right?

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TurdBlossom
Posted 11:13 AM 30/4/08
Well at least he has his looks to fall back on.
TurdBlossom
hughman
Posted 12:01 PM 30/4/08
wrap a sheet around her and take a pic of her back already.
hughman
Victor Ward
Posted 11:55 AM 30/4/08
SHUT UP HE'S DREAMY
I just had to get that out. And that's "shut up" in the Princess Diaries kind of way (no surprise).
Victor Ward
regisgoat
Posted 9:07 PM 30/4/08
So a friend was going to Nim's Island, and to be an asshole as always, I said "Yeah, she's doing her first topless scene in this one," and I immediately knew from the look on his face that once again, I had said the wrong, wrong thing.
regisgoat
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:43 AM 1/5/08
@regisgoat: From one goat to another, you needs to get some better more assholey friends.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Shumina
Posted 2:29 AM 1/5/08
@regisgoat: now see, I'd have gone to the $20 theatre for that.
Shumina