In another case of life imitating art, The Death Star is under attack! By Hitchcockian birds of prey, no less!

There is a finch trapped on the top floor of the CAA building. I overheard an agent I won’t name hollering about how a “hawk” had tried to take his head off. They got it out of his office and shut all the office doors on the floor, but there aren’t any windows to try to get it out of on the top floor, so it’s just been flying around the floor over the assistant’s heads.

Ha! As I’ve been writing this the original agent walked out of his office and the bird flew in over him, causing the agent and two assistants to run screaming out of the office.

Hey Doug Ellin, did you get all that?