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Things are looking up for the producers of Channel Nine's gangland drama series Underbelly: not only does Chopper reckon there should be "more shooting less rooting" on the show, now Carl Williams has announced he's unhappy with the way the series has portrayed him!
Writing to his mum, from Barwon Prison where he is serving three life sentences, Williams complained that the show had painted him out as an idiot.
"I don't mind them telling the truth about me, but telling lies and painting me out like some kind of d**khead who is brain dead - well that's just bulls**t," he stormed.
Hold your horses, politically correct types! Naturally, when we say "darkies", we mean "nothing darker than unbleached toilet paper or quartz sand".
Booted So You Think You Can Dance Australia contestant and beanpole Anthony Ikin has come out 
We spent the morning gallivanting around Melbourne with comedian Mark Watson in an effort to help him train for his 24 hour stand up performance on Sunday night, with the idiotic results being broadcast on Triple J's breakfast show. Mark managed to charm various emo kids, some Yarra Tram representatives, and a grateful florist with his improvised gibbering, and we salute him for his efforts.
Big ups to Elle Macpherson, who has taken it upon herself to heap praise upon.. erm, herself... 
After comments about Ryan Phillippe's role as a gay teen on One Life to Live earned Jay Leno more attention than any picket line-crossing or old car-driving ever could, the late night host has issued an apology. In a statement released to 
Keanu Reeves, who hasn't made moviegoers go "Whoa" since he chose the red pill 9 years ago, tells MTV.com that 
You know, it doesn't sound like much fun being a professional athlete: you have to get up at all hours, swim for kilometres upon kilometres, eat Uncle Toby's muesli bars all the time, and if that wasn't indignity enough, now you 
Before her marriage to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes was not considered to be much of a fashion chameleon. Her Dawson's Creek era hairstyle — an unassuming, just-out-of-bed look — matched her sense of style, and there was no reason for her to frequently change her look to keep up with the times. But then came Tom. And Suri. And Posh. And suddenly, Katie's "look" was something to be observed, altering rapidly with each life change, and now, 
The hyper-sensitive Defamer April Fool's Bullshit Scanner went off again moments ago as we browsed 
The 
· Brad Pitt's shingle, Plan B in name only (we're looking at you, 
The film-critic deathwatch we 
As Jennifer Aniston 
Despite reports that How I Met Your Mother has already ridden the 
There's nothing inherently sexy about the ongoing labour disputes between producers and writers, producers and directors, producers and actors and whatever other banal kerfuffles you care to conjure. But 
Have the airbrushing elves at Vanity Fair gotten a little too nip-and-tucky in their April cover story on Madonna? As those nitpicky Fleet Street Brits over at The Daily Mail suggest, photos from inside the mag that show the nearly 50 year-old legend contorting herself into all sorts of quasi-sexy poses to prove her flexibility, 
