Y'All Ain't Ready For K-Fed In A Broadway Kickline
Posted by Seth at 8:00 AM on March 13, 2008
As his far more successful ex-wife continues her seemingly infinite spiral towards a state of ubiquitous oblivion, Kevin Federline has continued to defy all odds and expectations (of which there were none), and secure himself steady--and even prestigious--showbiz employment. To wit: An UsMagazine.com report claims producers of Legally Blonde: The Musical (which we watched in its entirety on MTV over Thanksgiving break--an activity only slightly gayer than gathering around a baby grand with some of your closest, rainbow-bethonged friends for a Sondheim singalong) are circling around America's Formerly Most-Hated Pimp to possibly star in the production:
A source says Britney Spears' ex, 30, may be heading to NYC in September to make his Broadway debut in Legally Blonde, the Tony-nominated musical adaptation of the hit film, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.
"This is his chance to show the world what he can do," says a pal. [...]Federline may not be the only star hitting Broadway: New mum Nicole Richie has been approached to star in Chicago.
Of course, the placement of TV and film personalities onto Broadway marquees in the hopes of goosing ticket-sales is nothing new, but until now the practice has been limited to fading stars and Idol-rans. Now that producers have made it clear they are fully prepared to crash through the tabloid-target glass ceiling, the face of the Great White Way could change forever: Audiences will undoubtedly erupt into ecstatic ovations the moment an electric green Paris Hilton covers for her tenuous grasp on the Wicked book by replacing an Elphaba monologue with a lazy-eyed wink to the crowd and the words, "The Wizard's hot."
UPDATE: K-Fed's camp denies!
- Kevin Federline in Talks to Star in Legally Blonde on Broadway [usmagazine.com]

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Sweet Panda Love
Posted 5:54 AM 13/3/08
I hope he's playing the dog.
Sweet Panda Love
TryThisAtHome
Posted 5:54 AM 13/3/08
I don't understand that photo. Why is his hair in a triangular formation? Does he feel like he's living in the Pointless Forest? [www.imdb.com]
TryThisAtHome
JudgeFudge
Posted 5:54 AM 13/3/08
The way things are going, K-Fed will be thrust into and get kicked out of almost every form of popular entertainment we now have. I, personally, can't wait for his stab at hosting a show on the Food Network.
JudgeFudge
Seth
Posted 5:54 AM 13/3/08
@Bogart Shwadchuck: It's a joke. I make them from time to time.
Seth
Bogart Shwadchuck
Posted 5:54 AM 13/3/08
Ubiquitous oblivion? I hate to be the English Police but I don't think ubiquitous makes sense in that context.
Bogart Shwadchuck
TryThisAtHome
Posted 6:43 AM 13/3/08
@Beppo: Yes, and I guess you have to be stoned to start unraveling the whole Pointless Forest mystery. All I got when I was a kid was that it is okay to have a round head, even though other people might have pointed heads. And that Ringo Starr was very cool.
TryThisAtHome
Beppo
Posted 6:43 AM 13/3/08
@TryThisAtHome: Unfortunately, I watched the opening sequence of American Idol last night (Hey! New set!), and to my horror I saw THIS HAIRSTYLE on Ryan Seacrest: [www.americanidol.com]
Also, I thought all things in the Pointless Forest are "pointless and nothing is pointed"?
Beppo
NoWireHangers
Posted 7:49 AM 13/3/08
It's unfortunate that they've started casting Broadway musicals with standards commonly used by reality television. Then again, I think I would pay money to see Perez Hilton in a revival of Xanadu. I can already see his amble gut spilling over the sequined hot pants as he roller skates around the stage.
NoWireHangers