Whooop! Whooop! Sound the denial alarm!

A spokesperson for Kevin Federline (who sounds suspiciously like K-Fed talking with a ladylike British accent) told Extra that the rumours about the former couchhusband starring in Legally Blonde: The Musical on Broadway are “not true.” Face it, UsMagazine.com: You’ve been pap’d. We smell Kutcher-stink all over this. Or, alternately, that the producers of Legally Blonde: The Musical decided they couldn’t accommodate Federline’s request that he rap the lyrics to all his numbers. [ExtraTV.com]