While the plight of celebrity munchies-sufferers has been exhaustively documented in Pot Culture, their editors seem to forget that the communing with sweet bud by the highly recognisable masses is not something relegated to the current generation. Why, none other than Dawn Wells, Gilligan’s Island’s sacrificial-virgin offering to brunette-lovers, was picked up back in October for driving erratically on an Idaho highway. “A search produced four half-smoked joints and two small cases to store marijuana — which she blamed on hitchhikers.” She was sentenced to a small fine and six months unsupervised probation, with her coconut bongs and hemp hammocks ordered confiscated from her ganja hut. And commenters be warned: All the Mary Ann/Mary Jane jokes have already been covered by Harvey Levin’s ankle-shackled galley slaves. [TMZ]