What’s That, Daily Mail? Nicole Looks Like A What?
Now, as much as we love Our Nicole Kidman, we’re the first to agree she could probably lay off the facials and Botox injections. The whole stunned look is possibly not working as well for her today as it did when she was in The Interpreter and required to look permanently shocked/concerned.
However, we’re not sure about The Daily Mail’s choice of analogy when it comes to discussing Nic’s visage:

Right, so cosmetic surgery expert Dr Martin Braun says, “She looks like a bat with too much of an (outer) brow lift. The middle of the brow’s been dropped. She’s crying when she accepts her Oscar, but nothing is moving.”
Fair enough. But, what’s that? You didn’t quite catch what they were trying to say about her face? Oh, cool – here you go again:

Huh? You still don’t know what she looks like? Here, how about an enlarged version of the two images above, at 1000 x 895! Something for the desktop, perhaps?
Really, we think once probably would’ve been enough. We half expect to log on to the Mail on Monday and find the background is nothing but tiled images of Nicole and her bat friend.
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of all actors they used nicole kidman to get attention..they got their 15 mins of fame..they have to go to aussie to lecture with a gossip ins tead to educate somebody and sadly her fellow aussies are biting on it..pity is they disected her oscar moments and called it a bat face..how pictures can be manipulated nowadays.let us not also forget their is also magic on make up. this doctors need an international actor to rely their message and they just did.
of all actors they used nicole kidman to get attention..they got their 15 mins of fame..they have to go to aussie to lecture with a gossip ins tead to educate somebody and sadly her fellow aussies are biting on it..pity is they disected her oscar moments and called it a bat face..how pictures can be manipulated nowadays.let us not also forget their is also magic on make up. this doctors need an international actor to rely their message and they just did.
I can definitely see the resemblance – they even have the same colour hair. But what’s with the earrings on the bat?
Could you please provide a larger image so that I could print it in mosaic and put on my wall.
Many thanks.
In ten years time, Nicole Kidman will be looking like Michael Jackson. Mark my words.
Forget about the Nicole story, I’m more fascinated by Liz’s elliptical commentary: “their is also magic on make up” is as weirdly aphoristic as the Courtney Love MySpace blog statement from last week that “spellcheck has NOTHING to do with REALITY”.