Whatever quasi-Chosen One Maddox Jolie-Pitt wants, he will get. Even if he walks into a candy store and the first thing he lays his pretty eyes on is a pack of gum labeled “I Heart My Penis.” And we couldn’t be more thrilled to report that mom/saint Angelina Jolie hasn’t given up her kinky ways just because she’s a grown women with a soccer team for a family. As an Us source claims, “[Angelina] laughed and bought it.” If you’ll allow us one crude attempt at humor on this Friday afternoon, we’re left wondering this: if little Mad hearts his penis now, what’s he gonna do when puberty hits? Here’s hoping there’s an “I Really, Really Heart My Penis” gum brand in the works. [Us]