What Ever Could You Be Referring To, Sydney Confidential?
Posted by Clem Bastow at 4:09 PM on March 25, 2008
Evidently tonight on It Takes Two, ironwoman and lass about town Candice Falzon will be appropriately kitted up for the celebreality show's disco night.
This means a stupid wig, a stupider wig on partner/mentor Anthony Callea (the pair have previously smooched onscreen in a gimmicky pash about as "hot" as an Eskimo Pie), and, it seems, a rather short frock.
But, what's that, Confidential, you have something to say about her dress and its lack of fabric? Please, do go on!
Really though, it's not as if internet users haven't seen it all before.Hmm! We wonder if Confidential might be making a rather snide reference to the incident known memorably as "Dunny Gate", in which Falzon and Sonny Bill Williams decided to get frisky in a toilet cubicle, only to find themselves the stars of the latest celebrity nude upskirt oops debacle?
No, they'd never imply something like that...

Comments
Taz
Posted March 25, 2008 4:47 PM
Ahhhh yes, The Daily Telegraph...
I'd imagine they'd know all about dunnies, that's about the only fit place for their 'newspaper' , afterall.
Stevie
Posted March 25, 2008 5:11 PM
Typical Confidential, they didn't even bother to check that the dress is for the promo's and not for tonights show, but you can be sure when she wears something different they will say, she did it because of them....I mean pleeaasse.. and as for the Kiss it was cute and fitted the song, and Ive never seen mention of Jade's Gosford skirts. Also they can't have been watching the same show as I have, because she has been improving every week and they have been very entertaining, and there are certainly are worse than her still there.
Regarding the tacky comment about a young gay man kissing a woman, well heaven forbid half of Hollywood should be called tricksters...haven't they heard of entertainment, you would hardly call the kiss sucking face, I don't know who the journo has been kissing but feel sorry for them if they think that was pashing.
This person obviously has a set against Miss Falzon, maybe she has lumpy cellulite legs as oppossed to Candice's gorgeous long slender legs.
Laduck
Posted March 25, 2008 11:56 PM
When you're wrong, you're just SO wrong. No wigs, no short dress. I guess the only thing you got right was showing off your apparent bigotry to... what? Tall gorgeous girls and short stellar singers? PS. Your article was also as boring as a bad wig on a skimpily dressed columnist...
Taz
Posted March 27, 2008 9:09 AM
Well, well, well, no wig, no short hemline and no 'gimmick'...looks like the Smellograph got it a bit wrong, doesn't it??
[sarcasm] I guess Candice can expect an apology in print very shortly. [/end sarcasm]