“We’ve Seen Deni Act Like A Bitch Too!” Say Ricki-Lee Wedding Attendees

After yesterday’s shocking revelation regarding Deni Hines’ cheerleader hating ways at the recent NBL grand final, it looks as though the flood gates have opened when it comes to anti-Hines tales, with anyone who has ever witnessed Deni even glancing at something in a less than beatific way stepping up to the gossip plate and screaming “I hath spied her witchery with thine own eyes!” to any showbiz reporter with a dictaphone within a five kilometer radius.

Today the Daily Telegraph has published the sorry tale of a bitter wedding singer almost ruining the happy day of Australia’s very own Beyonce, Ms Ricki-Lee Coutler, and her beloved Jamie Babbington.

Guests at Coulter’s nuptials on the Gold Coast in September claim Hines stopped the band in order to fast-track her own performance after proceedings slipped slightly behind time.

The sometime jazz crooner’s manager Karen-Lee Goody, who also managed Coulter at the time, was allegedly overheard warning a venue staffer that if Hines was not on stage within minutes she would leave.

“She eventually got up on stage while the band was still playing, then demanded they stop, basically saying it was ‘Deni time now’,” one guest said yesterday.

Excuse us for a moment while we guffaw loudly at the idea of anyone interrupting any proceedings by stating with a straight face “it’s X time now”. Thank you.

“It was all pretty appalling. Everyone was talking about it afterwards.”

Throughout the four-song set, Hines continued to make “really bitter comments”, a second wedding spy said. “At one stage she said something like, ‘Here’s a love song – it didn’t work out for me, maybe it will for you guys.’ The room just sat there in shock,” the source said.

This anecdote could only be better if the wedding spy added that after opening with a deliciously bitter line which could have come straight from this film (during the period Adam Sandler’s character belts out tunes like “Love Stinks”, obviously), Deni had then launched into “Never Tear Us Apart” by INXS.

On the upside, Ricki-Lee – at least you managed to get one “young diva” to come to your wedding!

(“Young?” – World)

We look forward to opening the paper tomorrow and hearing more tales of Deni Hines Gone Wild! madness.

(BONUS DENI HINES STORY! We once met someone who used to go to school with Deni Hines and they said that back in the day, Deni would be all “Oooh, everyone’s picking on me cause of who my mum is!” but they were all “Bitch, stop telling us who your mum is all the time, it’s totally boring, that’s why no one likes you!” and she’d be all “Shut up, my mum’s Marcia Hines! I hate you!” and then they would all climb into their beds with mattresses stuffed full of money and dream of poor people with actual problems.)