We’re Sure Madonna Is Thrilled With This Choice Of Photo

As is depressingly the case with all women in the public eye, discussion on the topic of Madonna must now detail her age in equal measure as her career. Thus, there has been just as much coverage lately of Madge’s wrinkles (or lack of) and her upcoming 50th birthday as there has been her soon-to-be-released new album.

However, any way you look at it, it’s probably safe to say that – old or not – she probably wouldn’t approve of the following photo, if given the chance and a sheet of contact prints to tick and cross:

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An “old English pub“, you say? Would that be because she is OLD herself? Because, you know, if you hadn’t heard, she’s turning 50 this year! We know, 50 – that’s almost as old as the Earth itself! Time to retire, grandma! Etc, etc.

Comments

  • Daniel

    “there has been just as much coverage lately of Madge’s … upcoming 50th birthday as … her soon-to-be-released new album.”
    As much? I hadn’t actually heard that she had a new album coming out. I knew she was considering coming out to Australia, but I didn’t know she had something new in the works.

    But you can bet I’d heard about her impending 50th.

  • curtis

    What a ridiculous society we live in. She’s as old as the earth. Who the hell writes this? I’m 29 and I think 102 is as old as earth. But 50, why the hell is that old and why shouldn’t someone look awesome at THAT age? People are just stupid. I love hearing people say, “retire madonna, you’re too old”, but what’s hilarious is that once again her album will be number 1 and We’ll all still be criticizing her stupid frikken age. That’s the “secret” in action. Too many idiots focussing on the wrong things.

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