Donald Trump is reportedly "appalled" that an uninvited promotional model crashed his Super Bowl party wearing nothing but his logo painted on her body. But we're confused; according to the event reps, they "hire[d] three promotional models, all over the age of 21 to be opaquely painted with logos for this event." So presumably, paint-adorned "waitresses" were par for the course at Trump's oh-so-classy liquor-sponsored party. So was it the fact that the crasher in question, one Chanell Elaine Hallett, was a youthful 17 years old, or is it her scandalous MySpace photo gallery that has Trump flustered? Photos from Miss Hallett's Ashley Alexandre Dupré-esque personal page follow after the jump.

As we can tell from her delightful MySpace photos, 17-year old Chanell is hardly shy when it comes to "performing" for the cameras. And really, in light of today's most popular and proven fame success stories when it comes to hooker types trying to figure out a way to get their name in the papers, what's the problem with posting slutty pictures on the internet and figuring out a way to get in the pants of wealthy married men? Ashley/Kristen is a stah! And now Chanell will be too. The magic formula of flesh-revealing MySpace photos + plotting entries into powerful mens' bedrooms is, we suspect, a trend that's not going away anytime soon.

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