Twenty New Reality Hopefuls Will Compete For Paris Hilton’s Heart (And The Chance To Break It)

By Molly Friedman on March 15, 2008 at 3:38 AM

With Nicole Richie playing house for the next five minutes or so, Kim Kardashian having moved on to mall clothing endorsements and her own show, and sister Nicky entrapped in a brand new anorexia scandal, Paris Hilton has no one to play with. Not even her hypersexual litter of puppies. So she’s prepared to do what Britney and Jessica Simpson did before her: pay someone to be her friend. Teaming up with MTV and Ish Entertainment, Paris announced the debut of her next reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, in which 20 lucky boys and girls will prove to Paris that they’re capable of being loyal, trustworthy pals who won’t try to feel her up or plan porny video attacks mid-party. As Paris herself put it, “[I am looking for] someone I can just trust, someone who’s not gonna stab me in the back like has happened a lot in this town, someone I can have fun with.” But what does the winner get in exchange?

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    March 15, 2008 at 6:05 AM

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    March 15, 2008 at 4:07 PM

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    March 15, 2008 at 5:22 PM

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  • Whiteboyfunfark
    March 15, 2008 at 7:06 PM

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  • Final
    March 17, 2008 at 5:07 AM

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