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Tori Spelling Will Work For Lunch At The Peach Pit
Posted by Seth at 4:16 AM on March 22, 2008
News that The CW would be shooting the pilot for a Beverly Hills 90210 spinoff was undoubtedly met with conflicted feelings by the sporadically employed cast of the original series, even going so far as to cause Ian Ziering to wake up repeatedly in cold night sweats, shouting into the darkness, "But will they remain true to the original show's vision of eight best friends who pledge over countless lunches at The Peach Pit to remain together, through thick and thin, whatever life throws at them?!"
But where life gives you spinoffs, hopeless optimist Tori Spelling makes spinoffade, telling People that news of the new 90210 would surely cause her father Aaron to "[beam] from above." (Every time a desperate, bastard network discovers a previously proven commodity it can exploit for ratings, an angel gets its wings.) Tori also would love to be involved in a series-regular capacity, telling People, "I'm obviously too young to have a teenager, so maybe I could be one of the main character's young stepmom...Playing the funny sex ed teacher at the high school would be funny, too, considering Donna Martin was America's most infamous virgin." Either part could work nicely; alternately, they could craft a role around Spelling's gifts, making her the lady who cleans The Talon Salon, the Korean nail studio where the gang gathers daily to gossip and pal around over mani-pedis. ("Tori--you missed a spot!")
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Tippi from Toronto
Posted 6:47 AM 22/3/08
It amuses me that she thinks she's too young to play someone's biological mother. Because, at 35, she's not, and she looks 50 anyway.
She got the karmagram: Tori Spelling actually stood on a stage at the MuchMusic Video Awards here a couple of years ago and slagged her stolen husband's cuckolded ex-wife as being too old to have his children, when in fact, Mary Jo Eustace looks 10 years younger than Tori Spelling.
Suck on this, Donna Martin:
[www.thehollywoodgossip.com]
Tippi from Toronto
metroville
Posted 6:47 AM 22/3/08
Bad news, Tori: Daddy's not running this show.
metroville
rabbitboy
Posted 6:47 AM 22/3/08
Mother, May I Sleep With…oh, who the fuck cares?
rabbitboy
EDogII
Posted 7:28 AM 22/3/08
I hear that she is competing with Sara J Parker for the leading role of Ed in the 2009 version of Mr. Ed. Any truth to this?
EDogII
TryThisAtHome
Posted 7:28 AM 22/3/08
Ugh. Worst. Actress. Ever.
Ugh. Worst. Actress.
Ugh. Worst.
Ugh.
My Good Friday Poem
TryThisAtHome
mr.Man
Posted 8:49 AM 22/3/08
The producers should publicly offer her a role as the biological parent of multiple teenagers. Then we can watch her head explode as it violently whips back and forth between between Pride and Desperation.
mr.Man
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley
Posted 11:19 AM 22/3/08
Desperation smells like burning.
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley
pumpkinsoup
Posted 1:42 PM 22/3/08
You know, I'm usually not one to criticize someone for their looks, but Tori Spelling is so unfortunate looking. And deluded, apparently.
pumpkinsoup
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 5:32 AM 23/3/08
@Tippi from Toronto:
Yeah, Tori lost any sympathy I might have had for her after I saw that. How do you steal another woman's husband and then mock the person you victimized?
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 10:57 AM 23/3/08
@NotReadyForPrimeTime: Especially given the woman and her stolen husband had a six-week-old baby at the time. And she did it more than once, too. Just about every time she was interviewed for about a year she got in some snide, nasty insult.
Tippi from Toronto
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 5:20 AM 24/3/08
@Tippi from Toronto:
Well, I heard that Mary Jo was writing a tell-all book. I hope it sells like hotcakes.
NotReadyForPrimeTime