Tom Cruise’s Scientology Birthday Bash: What Really Happened

If you’ve yet to catch a glimpse of the latest semi-outrageous Tom Cruise video to hit the blogspots, sure to lift your spirits as high as it lifts page views for our evil blogging overlord’s gossipy domain, then get thee there, pronto. You’re all but certain to delight in the lighter side of the Clear Crusader, the guest of honour at his own extravagant birthday festivities. (Highlights: Tom applauding and laughing hysterically at a movie theme; Tom singing Bob Seger; and, believe it–Tom doing The Worm.) Meanwhile, the great minds at Gawker Media Video Laboratories–headed by lead scientist Richard Blakeley–have already made some landmark advances in the creepy-viral-video-parodying field. Enjoy.

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