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The United Nations Turns Its Attention From Silly Issues Like War And Famine To Focus On 'Glamorized' Celebrity Drug Use
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:34 AM on March 7, 2008
Forget Darfur, Iraq and figuring out that whole peace in the Middle East messiness; the UN is currently most concerned with figuring out why the kiddies love crackheads and drunks like Pete Doherty and Lindsay Lohan so damn much! According to the NY Daily News, a United Nations narcotics committee thinks that "Celebrities are often involved in illicit drug trafficking or in illicit drug use and this is glamorized." Oh the glamour of it all. After all, nothing makes us want to hit the pipe harder than seeing Pete Doherty smoke down with his kitten. And we've never wanted a drink so badly until we saw those positively French Vogue-worthy images of Lindsay double-fisting shots. We have a feeling you'll feel the "glamour" of it all racing through your soon-to-be-poisoned veins after taking a look at our gallery of the best moments in downright gorgeous coke-nosed, passed-out, nodding-off celebrity history:
Pete likes a touch of everything, but he looks most glamorous after being punched in the eye, drenched in sweat, and about to fatally fall to the stage in a fit of speedball-influenced seizures, or even more glamorous, share his crack with kitties:
Amy Winehouse's teeth really inspire us to start smoking the hard stuff, and that look of happiness on her face after visibly stuffing white dust up her right nostril is enough to make us move to Colombia and call it a life:
And finally, our favorite former drunk and all-around narcotics nutbag of love, Lindsay Lohan, whose gorgeous mug utterly emulates glamour in all possible ways:
[Photo Credits: Pacific Coast News, Splash News, mikepaulblog.com, celebrity-gossip-net, The Sun, lycos.co.uk]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Rhiannon
Posted May 19, 2008 5:27 PM
wow....i never knew that this is what celebrity's looked like after they had taken drugs!! i was in love with pete doherty and have never seen him like this!!
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley
Posted 9:33 AM 7/3/08
That Doherty character must be sooooooo superb in bed. I mean, Kate Moss is looking good in her elder years, and he is so- so, uh, is British the pc term here?
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley
bluelanugo
Posted 9:33 AM 7/3/08
Poor kitty.
bluelanugo
Bento
Posted 9:33 AM 7/3/08
They tried to send Amy to the dentist she said No, No No!
Bento
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 9:33 AM 7/3/08
This is your glamorous brain on drugs. Any questions?
SteamyMcFirecrotch
raincoaster
Posted 11:02 AM 7/3/08
I prefer the recent shots of Winehouse with the burn mark on her cheek that she got from stubbing out her cigarette there.
raincoaster
Miss d
Posted 12:01 PM 7/3/08
Quick UN - send in Angie! Maybe she can adopt them or something...
Miss d
Cacafuego
Posted 1:03 PM 7/3/08
Remember the "Back Stage" pages in CRAWDADDY, where we got to see Rod Stewart, Keith Richards, etc. all drooling on themselves or sitting in their own waste?
Did any of that sink in on the kids reading it? Doubt it. They just think: "See! Celebrities are just like me!" It is a weird anti-glamour that is attractive, no matter how toxic it obvivously is.
Cacafuego