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The Kristin Davis Sex Tape: The Graphic Novel
Posted by Seth at 7:41 AM on March 19, 2008
Yet another cache of still images from the alleged Kristin Davis sex tape (or perhaps it's just a dirty flipbook?) have emerged, sure to be pored over by a click-happy nation of Sex and the City devotees determined to know for certain whether or not the series's good-girl archetype was capable of performing unspeakably naughty things on camera. It's yet another example of the sort of unfolding visual story best told in the comic book format we first formulated for Paris Hilton's Super Bowl party humiliation. Without further ado, then, we offer six more action-packed panels to our Defamer Comics library, placing our unidentified heroine--we were careful not to jump to any hasty conclusions--in a sexy New Wave romance of her own. And though much thought was put into speech-bubble placement, it's still mildly NSFW, and it's after the jump:
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Dr. Spaceman
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
Not convinced.
Dr. Spaceman
DukeLaCrosse
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: A-fucking-men.
DukeLaCrosse
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
My, how I miss commenter executions.
Sweet Panda Love
Leviticus_71
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
The lack of proper maintenance is disturbing. Reminds me of my favorite porn, Furburger. Possibly the best theme song for flogging the dolphin.
Leviticus_71
Glass_Family
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
@mikedell: If you think that's untamed bush, you've never heard of Kay Parker.
Glass_Family
mikedell
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
First that annoying lack of blinking on Melrose and now I'm subject to this 1973 wild untamed bush. I think celebrities need to consider what I'm going to be seeing when their private hijinks find there way into my home...where my children sleep, for god's sake.
mikedell
tribalpottery
Posted 9:59 AM 19/3/08
Well she did get her start on Melrose Place...
tribalpottery
CrankYank
Posted 10:47 AM 19/3/08
@DukeLaCrosse: somehow expressing general agreement cleverly.
CrankYank
Beppo
Posted 10:47 AM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: I believe you have the authority to resurrect. I do it myself, but I don't know how.
Beppo
raincoaster
Posted 11:35 AM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: May I jump on this bandwagon?
raincoaster
el smrtmnky
Posted 11:35 AM 19/3/08
@Mark Graham: is that the defamer version of 'can i see you in my office, mister panda?'
el smrtmnky
Mark Graham
Posted 11:35 AM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Any chance you can send me an email?
Mark Graham
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 12:27 PM 19/3/08
@el smrtmnky: I guess I should have talked about "untamed bush" instead.
Sweet Panda Love
TheStarterWife
Posted 1:14 PM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Maybe you're getting one of those fancy stars that I noticed a bunch of the interlopers from Gawker sporting this morning.
TheStarterWife
Tippi from Toronto
Posted 1:14 PM 19/3/08
Not that I am sporting some sort of out-of-control beaver pelt, but I found it refreshing that a woman at the height of her fame wasn't getting herself waxed bare to look like a pre-pubescent girl. Bald is a lot creepier than untamed, if you ask me.
Tippi from Toronto
el smrtmnky
Posted 1:59 PM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: mayhaps, but then again that also works at Wonkette
el smrtmnky
I-heart-Rien
Posted 9:35 PM 19/3/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Run little panda, run. Be Free! We'll hold 'em off. Flee!
I-heart-Rien
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley
Posted 4:46 AM 20/3/08
Is it all just super photoshopped? Because, it seems to be her. So- how is her camp screaming it isn't?
SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley