'The Incredible Hulk' Trailer Offers Promise Of Giant, Green, Angry Thing
Posted by Seth at 9:25 AM on March 13, 2008
The just-released trailer for The Incredible Hulk shows few signs of the shocking truth--splashed across the pages of The Finkeian Tattler--about the power-play going on behind the scenes. (For the uninitiated: Ed Norton has been offering up his creative point of view, which differs slightly from that of the 1200 other cooks required to make a superhero blockbuster. We know! Entirely shocking!) Based on these two-minutes of footage, it seems the touchy-feely beast of Ang Lee's version, weighed down with boring daddy-issues and roaming the streets of San Francisco like an HGH-abusing Gumby, has been replaced with something a little more in line with what Hulk fanatics expect from their gamma-ray-enhanced avocado-beasts. GRAGGGHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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FreedomFries
Posted 11:48 AM 13/3/08
Dear Edward Norton:
I will love you forever and ever, even when you do summer movies based on cartoon characters. Now get over here and Hulk the Incredible out of me.
-FreedomFries
FreedomFries
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 11:48 AM 13/3/08
What happened at the end of the last movie? Nick Nolte became a scolding paternal supernova and then I don't remember the rest.
I hope this doesn't suck, but I think the Hulk kinda makes a shitty protagonist.
Sweet Panda Love
metroville
Posted 11:48 AM 13/3/08
For just the second time, something previously only rendered in cartoon form has been rendered against a backdrop of flesh-and-blood reality...
As--ahem--a cartoon.
metroville
secretagentman
Posted 11:48 AM 13/3/08
I love how the Zanzibar is so prominent in the trailer. Our local 24 hour strip club here in Toronto.
I couldn't be prouder?
secretagentman
hughman
Posted 11:48 AM 13/3/08
all the gamma-ray-enhanced avocado-beasts I know also love opera and showtunes. where's that side in the series? huh?
hughman
Cacafuego
Posted 12:35 PM 13/3/08
Bah. Puny humans!
(BTW, is that other behemoth supposed to be The Abomination?)
Cacafuego
Tits McGee
Posted 12:35 PM 13/3/08
HULK SMASH!!!
Tits McGee
E
Posted 1:21 PM 13/3/08
It is indeed the Abomination, as played in puny human form by Tim Roth. Anyway, can't be any worse than the last hulk...can it?
E
clevername
Posted 4:29 PM 13/3/08
I hear Robert Downey Jr. is *amazing* in this.
Wait, what?
clevername
Decebal
Posted 8:54 AM 14/3/08
The head is not proportional to the rest of his body, more like the incredible shrinking head.
What's that other "thing" he is fighting?
Decebal