The Hills: Words Of Wisdom
Today marks the first edition of “The Hills: Words Of Wisdom,” a new weekly feature in which the bleached blonde cast of “real people” indulges us with life lessons worth learning. On last night’s Season Four premiere, the one-hour chickfest was jam-packed with girly fever, tears, ruined dresses, dates with French rockers, and Spencer’s Lucy Ball ‘do. But the most important thing to take away from all that femitude is the wise words of heroines Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and former meth addict Stephanie Pratt. This show is more than just quick flashes of fancy parties and shoes, combined with solemn pouts over which guy to tease; The Hills is the modern day version of Emily Post’s guide to good etiquette. Thanks to the keen skills of Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, now you can learn just what to do when you feel nauseous over the loss of designer shoes (”breathe”), whether or not boys are hotter in LA or Paris (”way hotter in Paris”), and most importantly, how to successfully mount a motorcycle while wearing a dress worth more than your house. [MTV]
Today marks the first edition of “The Hills: Words Of Wisdom,” a new weekly feature in which the bleached blonde cast of “real people” indulges us with life lessons worth learning. On last night’s Season Four premiere, the one-hour chickfest was jam-packed with girly fever, tears, ruined dresses, dates with French rockers, and Spencer’s Lucy Ball ‘do. But the most important thing to take away from all that femitude is the wise words of heroines Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and former meth addict Stephanie Pratt. This show is more than just quick flashes of fancy parties and shoes, combined with solemn pouts over which guy to tease; The Hills is the modern day version of Emily Post’s guide to good etiquette. Thanks to the keen skills of Intrepid Defamer Videographer™ Molly McAleer, now you can learn just what to do when you feel nauseous over the loss of designer shoes (”breathe”), whether or not boys are hotter in LA or Paris (”way hotter in Paris”), and most importantly, how to successfully mount a motorcycle while wearing a dress worth more than your house. [
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