Streaker Says “Getting Pounced Upon By Andrew Symonds Was Just Like Playing Footy, Except Even More Homoerotic!”
We are pleased to hear that the bloke who streaked during a cricket match last night at the Gabba has no regrets about the incident.
A streaker knocked to the ground by an Andrew Symonds shoulder charge at the Gabba last night said today he wasn’t sorry for his actions – because “you only live once”. Robert Murray David Ogilvie, 26, of Park Ridge South, today pleaded guilty in Brisbane Magistrates Court to one count each of interfering with a person engaged in sport and wilful obscene exposure.
Is there actually a law against “interfering with a person engaged in sport”? We had no idea!
He said he would not make an official complaint about Symonds’ shoulder charge, which knocked him off his feet during the 10th over of Australia’s innings in their one-day final loss to India.
“It was just like playing football, really,” the underground miner, who earns $4000 per month, quipped when asked what it felt like when he was knocked to the ground by the big Queensland all-rounder.
“Underground miner” presumably not being a euphemism for something far more naughty.
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Streaking should be made an Olympic sport. Speaking of sports that should gain five-ring status, where’s the nude table tennis? C’mon I.O.C! Pull your finger out! We’ve all watched those ping pongers in action and thought, “Sure, that’s an impressive cross court top-spinner, but why can’t we see his goolies?” Er…haven’t we?