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Posted by Seth at 7:44 AM on March 5, 2008
Sometimes, all it takes is something relatively insignificant--say, the firing of two proton torpedoes down a thermal exhaust port that leads directly to a reactor core, or an overcooked chinese appetizer--to fell the seemingly invulnerable. This just in from a Defamer operative stationed in the vicinity of the CAA Death Star: "Not sure if you heard, but apparently the caa bldg. was evacuated because someone burnt an egg roll in a toaster oven and it set off the fire alarm." We encourage further eyewitness accounts of the burnt-egg-roll carnage (and baby-flavored dipping sauces) that brought operations at Hollywood's most powerful institution to a grinding halt.
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Leviticus_71
Posted 10:27 AM 5/3/08
The Stoner responsible for the munchie mishap has now been relegated to bong cleaning duty. He will also be making some mind blowing brownies for the fire damage bake sale.
Leviticus_71
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Posted 10:27 AM 5/3/08
Are you sure this isn't some sort of diversionary tactic?!
SteamyMcFirecrotch
Calraigh
Posted 10:27 AM 5/3/08
Em, correct me if I'm wrong, but is this not the plotline of particularly good episode of The Office?
Calraigh
BeAgrestic
Posted 11:18 AM 5/3/08
@Calraigh: Yes. Ryan the Temp burned his cheesy pita. Hilarity ensued.
BeAgrestic
Miss d
Posted 11:18 AM 5/3/08
@Leviticus_71: And checking supplies of 7 layer dip & corn chips...
Miss d
Calraigh
Posted 11:43 AM 5/3/08
@BeAgrestic:
I knew it!God, virals are so goddamn sophisticated these days..
Calraigh
Superstarsteve
Posted 1:40 AM 10/3/08
Is said egg roll being sent to Homeland Security in Washington D.C. for a full investigation? I'm sure DNA can be pulled to determine the culprit. The toaster can be placed in a Plexiglas container and shipped to a lab for fingerprinting. The guilty party probably won't be ordering Chinese for a while...that will be a dead giveaway.
Superstarsteve
KayD
Posted 1:40 AM 10/3/08
Writing in as someone whose life was endangered by the toasty treat to say - the guilty party never took credit for his/her misdeed. He didn't even claim the remains of his lunch.
The entire building was evacuated and fire trucks were sent - and then we find out that we missed out on our lunch break because of an egg roll.
KayD