Shayne Lamas Feels Her Hotness Should Exempt Her From Jumping Through The 'Bachelor' Hoops

Posted by Seth at 7:24 AM on March 26, 2008

The Bachelor's movable harem made a pit-stop in Vegas last night for the second of two group dates. To be quite frank, the entire enterprise took a dive towards the mundane after being robbed of the effervescent presence of Bachelors in Nutrition-holding contestant Stacey, whose undiscovered-disease-curing ambitions could one day save millions of lives lost to cancer's even deadlier sequel.

 

But with Stacey gone, we now turn to the second most interesting bottle-blonde prospect: actress Shayne, who in the premiere's most stunning confession, revealed that she has long lived in the shadow of her famous father and grandfather, Lorenzo and Fernando Lamas. So accustomed is this hottie--genetically engineered to withstand even her exacting father's laser-pointed flawbservations--to getting what she wants, she basically refuses to capitulate to the show's central premise of 25 desperate, backstabbing women "eyeing for" the blue ribbon steed of their dreams. In the confrontation above, she admits as much, whereupon Sexiest British Bachelor Ever Matt Grant calmly explains that, sorry lady, those are the rules, get back in line with the rest of the biological-clock-ticking wenches 'til your ovaries start salivating 'round rose-distribution time.

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allie from Oz

Posted March 27, 2008 10:52 AM

Belltolls - Matt is 6'3" I believe, so he's fairly tall. I'd embarass myself on that show for a chance at him, he's devine! Now, if only he'd get rid of Shayne (I'm shocked he kept her around!) and that 22 year old singer (she acted so badly after getting a rose) I'd have more faith in his character.

lerno

Posted May 13, 2008 1:30 PM

get over urselves people. Shayne is pretty, hot, petite (and btw height has nothing to do with love for the person who said he is 6 3 and that she would have been embarassed to be on the show or whatever) and most importantly honest (Something that most of us dont have yet we claim that we do. dont be jealous, its a disease.
L.M

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