I may have to agree with the Horny Boys on this one. Barbaro is right on the money. She's very boney...very boney.

Leviticus_71

She'd prefer perhaps "Hollywood's Ugliest"? Or "Hollywood's Most Horsefaced"? I agree that it's a little touch of harsh to designate someone the "unsexiest," but if Maxim had told the complete truth, it would have hurt so much more.

(oh, yeah, and she dresses ugly too).

Seanibus

This can be totally remedied by her getting sexier... whats the problem?
I sense a sex tape coming!

Hiphopopotamus

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Why the long face? Don't worry, Scottie Pippen thinks you're attractive.

I going to guess Matthew Brodrick's favorite sexual position is doggy style.

419Baiter

Is Julia Roberts happy that she didn't make it? Has to be an oversight.

busterbluth

@Benovite: Well, that IS what Maxim is all about.

chelotoyou

Note to SJP: In your case it has nothing to do with boobs, botox and big lips.

And apparently insanity drives men to better looking women. =/

Wow!

Benovite

Sandra Oh is hot. I don't carry what anyone says. SJP is, eh-- she looks like this chick that my mom hangs out with.

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

She has a killer body, but went back and forth from being cute to painful from season to season on SATC. Definitely one of those situations where stumbling into bad lighting makes a world of difference.

Desk_hack

@Friedneckbones: I'm pretty sure it's "foot", not "boot".

Peter says something to the effect of, "They let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV, and her face looks like a foot."

Yes, I just wasted seconds of my life typing this whole thing.

Munkles

@Crazydogggz: ok, I'm for all for being fair. Seth Rogen is a fat fuck, Harrison Ford looks like an old tool with his pathetic attempts to look young and hip, and Paul McCartney has aged into the spitting image of the late Queen Mum.

There. Feel better?

Seanibus

@419Baiter: After a formal review with the other editors at the Defamer roundtable over a few glasses of Andre, we have decided to bid 419Baiter a not-so-fond farewell. It's okay to be crass, but when you are, you gotta remember to bring the funny. Off with their head!

Mark Graham

I think the major point is that SJP was on a show (which is now a movie) called Sex in the City and she's a mutt.

But I could be wrong...

(btw I find Amy Winehouse sexy in a 'cool-junkie-girl-mod-ska-blues-rocker' kinda way) ^_^

Benovite

I believe an episode of 'Family Guy' described her the best. It said her face looks like a boot (and NOT a Jimmie Choo I might add).

Friedneckbones

God forbid anyone should make a list of the ten unsexiest men in Hollywood. Seth Rogen, Judd Apatow, Jonah Hill, John C. Reilly, Jack McBrayer, the list would go on and on. Oh, but that would be so cruel. And yes, John C Reilly isn't exactly ugly. He's just normal-looking. Just like Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh and Molly, way to go being all gung-ho about standing up for so-called ugly women and then going ahead and doing a little insulting of your own on Amy Winehouse and Sandra Oh. You can't have it both ways. Just because you're a woman and you insult other women slyly and smugly, and with that face-the-facts-guys shrug that people affect when they don't want others to think they're like, being mean or anything, doesn't make you any morally superior to Maxim. And it still does make you mean.

Crazydogggz

Square Pegs, Square Pegs, Square Pegs! Square Pegs!

Shumina

It's sad, but true. I like SJP as an actress, but she is not pretty. She was kinda cute long time ago (with all her imperfections), when she wasn't this boney thin.

It has nothing to do with boobs, botox or lips. She is just not good-looking.

On the contrary, I think, actresses shouldn't try to drain all the fat out of their face as they grow old... it makes them look gaunt and drag queen-ish, like SJP or Courtney Cox. Being stick-thin doesn't help when you're 40.

Orm

Consider the source: Maxim. Would love to see some pics of these intrepid editors. Let's see if they measure up.

ophthalmologist

SJP was a hottie in "LA Story," but since the beginning of "SATC," she's been an obnoxious, untalented, unappealing, over-rated, unattractive, unsexy tramp.

Either she's been channeling the role of Candace Bushnell very, very well, or she is simply arrogant, full-of-herself trash.

There have been dozens of times I've wanted to slap her self-important b*tch-face right off the screen.

She literally ruined that show, and I'll be she's going to ruin the movie. So choke on that all you want, Parker.

dluvvly

Wow, I'm not a SJP fan but I feel very uncomfortable over these comments. Bring the funny!

yvonnjanae

Most of you dogging her would most likely crawl across a mile of broken glass to sniff her lingere were you to run into her at, say, a pool hall or something.
When not rocking the hideous haute couture, she's a perfectly attractive chick.
And you know you yanked it over her in L.A. Story.
Quit lying.
That being said...Yes, as the French say, at 40 a woman has a choice - her face or her ass.

KittyCarlisle

@KittyCarlisle: Sarah Jessica Parker never had that choice and yes, I saw LA Story.

She's a very good actress but the whole sexy aura for SATC was a tribute to the power of grooming over raw material, which was rather the point of the whole show, under the surface at least.

raincoaster

I don't understand why SJP cares what the fratboys at Maxim think. No truly interesting / talented woman is ever in these 'world's sexiest' polls (and no, tattoos and bulk buying babies doesn't count as a personality.)

Count your millions Sarah, that should take your mind off it.

Elsie_Tanner