Sadly, our cinematic dreams of Britney Spears and Mel Gibson making movie magic together will remain dreams for now. The odd couple’s meeting in LA over the weekend was neither a business meeting nor a date, according to a People source: “There are no expectations, there is no agenda. It’s simply an act of human kindness – one neighbour reaching out to the other.” Maybe it’s just us, but we’re not exactly sure Britney needs a life counselor who’s an alleged neo-Nazi, let alone one who’s fond of calling lady cops Sugar Tits. Then again, he does have two years of sobriety under his belt. That and he’s surely got it a bit more together than Michael Lohan. We guess you gotta take what you can get in these trouble-laden times. [People]