Report: K-Fed Fat

Posted by Seth at 3:19 AM on March 5, 2008

Having fallen victim to an extremely common pitfall for any parent locked in a protracted, anxiety-inducing divorce, closet stress-eater Kevin Federline was captured recently on a local fairway sporting a hefty paunch and a sprouting set of cankles. The implications, of course, are staggering, as the former couchhusband and background krumper will soon find that his newly zaftig frame will overwhelm his garment of choice, leaving this wife-beater-enthusiast with an enormous, virtually useless pile of skewed cotton tank tops. (That is, until a lightbulb moment lands them on eBay, billed as an exciting new line of slightly used K-Fed maternity wear.)

 


[Photo Credit: X17]

Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)

im right!

Posted March 9, 2008 7:27 PM

its fake he did it as a joke the gut isnt real....morons lol

Jackie

Posted April 30, 2008 11:15 AM

Old fat ass!!!! Hahaha!!!! That's what he gets for making fun of Britney! She's Britney Bitch!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!! His name shouldn't be K-Fed it should be well-fed lol!!!!! and from K-Fed to KFC LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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