Remember The Name Courtney Fine For All Your Hogtied, Rape-Victim Needs
Posted by Seth at 9:45 AM on March 27, 2008
Because we at Defamer love nothing more than to give hard-working Hollywood aspirants a nudge up the fame ladder, we now pass along exciting news from CourtneyFine.com, your one-stop resource for updates on the local "songstress and performer extraordinaire," and, as you'll soon learn, occasional dabbler in the true-crime-recreating arts:
Challenging Role on AMERICA'S MOST WANTED www.amw.com
I am pleased to announce that I was cast to play a brutally raped victim, on FOX's America's Most Wanted in the 3rd week of January. Being hogtied, duck taped, blind folded and in lingerie portraying a victim, was one of the most challenging roles I could have imagined portraying. I am honored to use my talent to help catch a rapist.Stay tuned for national broadcast listings.
Sadly, it appears we were somewhat behind the curve on that update, as the "NorCal Rapist" episode of America's Most Wanted already aired in early February. Still, we've plugged in keywords "hogtied" "duck taped" "lingerie" and "rape" into our DVR search engine, so hopefully we'll have Fine's fine work waiting for us when it's rerun at some point in the coming weeks. (Assuming, of course, our hard drive isn't already occupied by dozens of episodes from TLC's America's Next Hogtied, Duck-Taped, Lingerie-Wearing Rape-Model marathon).

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CourageousCoward
Posted 2:59 AM 28/3/08
Blah, blah blah. Got any NSFW pics?!
CourageousCoward
Superstarsteve
Posted 2:52 AM 28/3/08
@moondawg9: Let's hope this doesn't become a trend...uggh!
Superstarsteve
nonce
Posted 11:54 AM 27/3/08
Never wanted to be an actor, but I always thought it would be fun to moonlight as a "dramatizer." I'm not threatening enough to be a criminal and not good-looking enough to be a victim, though.
And anyway, you can just go the source and pay for this stuff yourself:
[www.semagoediv.com]
nonce
moondawg9
Posted 11:36 AM 27/3/08
Obviously a graduate of "The Naomi Watts Performing Arts Conservatory for Young Girls".
She majored in "How to be humiliated in your Lingerie." With a minor in "Being Duck-taped and Hog-tied."
It's all in the training, ladies . . .
moondawg9