We were amused to learn yesterday that Triple J Breakfast host The Doctor has decided to pop partner in crime Marieke Hardy up on eBay, a la ScarJo. Radio fans (and, if you're more old school, scary blogstalkers) will be thrilled to discover that the winner of this eBay auction will receive the following...

A night with Marieke Hardy!

The successful bidder will receive a night out on the tiles with slightly shop-soiled radio host, Marieke Hardy from Triple J's Breakfast Program; Robbie, Marieke and the Doctor. Included in the night* will be:

2 tickets to taping of First Tuesday Book Club

1 dink on the Doctor's bicycle to the studio (no hills)

1 Miner's elastic headlight to read by

1 packet vegan party franks from the Triple J fridge

1 rendition of a Tom Waits song by Marieke, Scarlett Johannsen-style

All money goes to registered charity to be agreed upon by successful bidder and Marieke.

Note: the date ends at 8:20pm, Marieke's bed time.

We just spoke to Marieke on the phone in order to confirm everything was actually "fo shizz" and not just a hilarious gag, and informed her that the current highest bid was now $1,025.

"NO WAY!", she shrieked, and yelled to her producer "Hey, the auction's up to $1,025!"

We then heard the voice of her disbelieving producer Amelia hollering back "WHAT? WHO IS DOING THIS?"

We have no idea.

If you'd like a night with Marieke Hardy, get bidding - the auction closes on the 11th March. We can personally vouch that she will corrupt you you'll have a delightful time. Warning though, you may have to sit through her talking endlessly about her love of Maroon 5.

 

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