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'Project Runway' Crowns A Majah Fashion Force
Posted by Seth at 4:30 AM on March 7, 2008
Last night was the Project Runway finale. Could you feel it? It was in the air! It was positively zeitgeisty! Even our bartender at Little Dom's was going on about it. (Well, actually, she had forgotten, but we reminded her. And then she was all, "Runway this," and "Christian that!") We scarfed down a pizza with speck and fresh arugula (delish!), and headed over to our friend's place on Elevado St. for the big show. Things only got better from there. There was champagne and guacamole, and a wall-mounted TV, and a whirlwind of last-minute Bryant Park preparations. Silly Jillian, you took a model variety-pack when you should have stuck to just one kind, like a dozen 5'10" Asians--how fierce would that have been? You're OK, but you're not, like, fierce. Your dad is kind of fierce, though. And there's Rami, who is deeply influenced by a Joan of Arc poster or something. Quit hissing, everyone, we can't hear what Rami is saying! Oh--he's saying Christian is young and has a lot to learn about the fashion business. [Fierce megaspoiler after the jump!]
Last night was the
Well, guess what, Rami! You can proceed to suck it, cause Christian now has $100,000, a spread in Elle, and a fierce Saturn hatchback to help him learn. Cause he WON, bitches! He turned this mother out. Guess Christian let it slip on Regis and Kelly after all! How does that feel, Rami? Probably less than feroche.
Tags: bravo | making it work | project runway | reality tv | tim gunn | victoria beckham
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heidiho
Posted 6:47 AM 7/3/08
I literally live two blocks from Little Dom's. You should have called!
When I thought Rami might take it, I was so anxious. But then I got a little misty-eyed when Christian won.
I maybe should stop taking television so seriously.
heidiho
Sir Winston Thriller
Posted 6:47 AM 7/3/08
I still say that Christian looks like the bastard spawn of Tina Fay and Chris Kattan's character Mango.
Sir Winston Thriller
gwendolyn
Posted 6:47 AM 7/3/08
They could crown him King of the World and his hair would still make my skin crawl...
gwendolyn
MsMuffinMcGuffin
Posted 7:52 AM 7/3/08
I think the grand prize Saturn is amusing given that most of the designers live in New York. They will either have to attempt to street park, (best of luck with that!) or pay a bloody fortune to garage it.
I was very happy Christian won AND got the Posh seal of approval. Good for him. It will be interesting to see what happens next.
MsMuffinMcGuffin
Orm
Posted 7:52 AM 7/3/08
Oooooh! Posh loves Christian's Androgynous clothes!!! Isn't that so inspiring!!!! Since we all know that Posh is the epitome of high fashion!
This entire show was such a huge disappointment!!!!
Orm
sawzy
Posted 10:04 AM 7/3/08
all of their collections sucked ass. I would have given anything to see Chris's hair pieces instead.
How does one keep from laughing when being judged on fashion by a plastic freak in a traffic-cone-orange bathrobe?
sawzy
Orm
Posted 11:01 AM 7/3/08
Christian got what he asked for.... a skinny, adrogynous b**h like Posh to model his clothes for.
Remember he was telling one model not to eat, and to stay skinny until the runway show?? Well, that's his true target clientele.
Orm
heidiho
Posted 11:32 AM 7/3/08
Models are clotheshangers. It's their job not to eat.
heidiho
yvonnjanae
Posted 3:29 PM 7/3/08
I'm furious! It was clear the entire season that the powers-that-be had a special affection for that little twerp. He should have been eliminated for that brown prom monstrosity he created for the teenage girl. It was the worst season of "Runway" and it's looking like they have no way of selecting the next generation of top designers.
yvonnjanae
Blackkeys
Posted 9:30 PM 7/3/08
@MsMuffinMcGuffin: Oh, little Christian can move into the car; I think it's roomier than where he's living now.
Blackkeys
The Authority
Posted 6:24 AM 10/3/08
Yohji Yamamoto called. He wants his entire 2001 winter couture line back.
In fact every goth in Japan just called. The switchboard is blinking and jammed.
The Authority
DontgiveaFig
Posted 1:47 AM 19/3/08
Posh Spice is as fashionable as a a dog in a ballerina outfit, wait that was in Christians line.
DontgiveaFig